How to make fun of your teacher without getting a detention

Question

How to make fun of your teacher without getting a detention

Answer 1

Be sarcastic

Answer 2

Make light of what ever you are making fun of. You can say to your teacher that her hair looks funny with out being rude or offensive. Make her laugh with you.

Answer 3

If I knew I wouldn't be in so much trouble all the time. But it all ends up to what's your teacher's personality and what mood they are in when you decide to make fun of them.

Answer 4

Give them really sarcastic replies if they call on you. Or be like

"Nice dress." (Sarcastically). And they won't know what to say.  

Answer 5

just smile

Answer 6

About the sarcasm advice you received from someone else on here, I'll be willing to bet any teacher can dish out as much sarcasm as you can give, so I would go against that if I were you.  :)

Most teachers are not concerned with students personal feelings towards them, they are interested in educating them. This sometimes means we won't always be liked. It's unfortunate. I had some students who I loved and loved me, and some who still snicker behind my back when I see them at the mall. That's ok, I just smile politely and ask how they are doing. If they passed my class and retained anything, then I did my job and that's what counts.

Forget making fun of your teacher, chances are, if you are wanting to, some other students are too, and they are already doing it for you. :) Just have a good time and enjoy getting your education (yes, it can be fun if you let it). Besides, I did a couple of goofy things when I was teaching that I got made fun of for to my face and had no choice but to laugh at myself for them, so most of us have a good sense of humor. :)

Answer 7

Why put forth effort into doing that?!?

Answer 8

lol. a little peace of advice, dont.

Answer 9

The best advice I can offer is one that a precious few wise people before me have: don't. One: It's cruel. Two: You won't learn much-needed grammar and social skills if you are too busy making fun of the person that is trying to teach you. Three: If you get caught, you get mixed up in a lot of unnecessary drama, which would definetly involve a talking-to by at least two people, a possible grounding or taking-away of priveleges, and a loss of respect.

Answer 10

Write a secret note.

Or find a teacher that is made fun of a lot.

Get some people with you to throw stuff at her and stuff.

Thats what a class did at my school.

In the middle of class they'd start chucking stuff at her.

and I'm not a rebel or anything but she started mouthing off and so I told her she deserved to go in the hall and think about what she did.

Then I left.

it's easy to do it at the end of class and leave.

aha

Answer 11

How about just not being a complete jerk?

Answer 12

find a teacher that appreciates a good joke or stump them. when i didn’t like a teacher i would just make them look stupid.

Answer 13

Instead, how about if you stop and think about how stupid and immature you are being?  Not only are you wasting your time, you are wasting the time of every single person in your class and the time of your teacher.  Don't you know everyones' time in school is finite and if you blow off your education by goofing around you will end up regretting it later on?  Not to mention that you will look like an idiot in front of everyone except the other losers.  Do everyone a favor and go to school to do what you are supposed to do- get an education!

Answer 14

Choose to make fun of a teacher that has a good sense of humor.  I make fun of myself a lot in class and sometimes my students chime in for some good natured banter.  Don't make fun of a teacher that won't get it.  

Answer 15

It's easy but still not nice. Worst of all, they usually still know you're the one who's the jackass (and so does everyone else).

Answer 16

That's like saying, "How do I murder someone without going to prison?"  If the teacher sees or hears you, you will be punished, so the only way to avoid the consequences would be to do it in a way that they never find out about it.

Answer 17

Get straight A's in every subject.

Or leave school and get a job.

Answer 18

I agree. You probably shouldn't!

Answer 19

don't get caught!

Answer 20

Why would you want to do it? If you don't like him/her---why waste the energy? It's just giving them more power and a jerk out of yourself.