How to make my room feel like a dorm?

Question

Well...I am attending a Community College for two years in order to save money before I transfer to a four year college. I'm still living at home with my mom (lame, I know, but hey - it's free!) and I want to know ways that I can make my room at home feel like dorm room. Because even when I go to the four year college, I'll probably still be at home, because my father recently passed away and my mother is older and I really don't want to leave her alone.

I would appreciate serious answers. {Ex: I'm not leaving used condoms on the floor :) }

Answer 1

Well, I know you said not to, but in all seriousness, if you want to make your room feel like a dorm, you need to vomit on the floor several times, smoke a lot of pot in it, spill beer, somehow make it smell like butt and B.O., get a really cheap, rickety old bed, put empty jose cuervo bottles in the window, put a george foreman grill in the closet, get a mini-fridge, crush up dry ramen noodles and spill them on the floor, get a lava lamp... those are pretty much the basics. Get a bunch of guys to f**t in there non-stop for several days, and that should help get rid of all the clean air. You already covered the used condoms, too. Oh, I almost forgot! Replace all the furniture with IKEA products, or better yet make it inflatable furniture from Target. Don't forget to get a roommate who's perpetually hung-over.

Answer 2

That's so funny because most people make their dorms to feel more like they are "at home."  If anything, go to Target and shop their dorm section.  Then, I promise you... you will be in dorm central.