How to make peace with fairies?

Question

Unfortunately, I've been having a a problem with getting rid of fairies. THIS IS REAL!!! HELP! They are blowing whirl winds on me and won't stop. I'm desperate and don't know what to do! All I said was that I believed in fairied! Why is this happening? They laughed once, and are invisible! Please, will someone help me? I'm about to lose my mind if this keeps up! I have been nice. I Offered water and picked flowers as well!

Answer 1

well, you could just kill them all by saying "i don't believe in fairies"

Answer 2

They must find you interesting.

Fairies are like mischiviouse spirits.

Not bad, not good.

But just like energetic kids. They are children of nature.

Keep an eye on all you small objects because they will hide them from you.

Just ignore them, they will stop eventually, they will get bored and move onto the next person.

Answer 3

Cut down on the LSD.

Answer 4

Recycle. Don't be wasteful of the Earth's resources. This will make them happy. Maybe they are mad because you picked the flowers. :)

But it sounds like you've got imps to me....or gremlins...or little demons. LOL. Maybe you should just not mess around with that kind and stuff and eventually they'll get bored and leave you alone.

*edit*

Forgive me for the laughter. I hope that you get your problem resolved.

Answer 5

Faiies are hard to get rid of once you call them but try this:

Hang mettle pots above all your doors but one-the front door, leave all the doors open and they should leave through the front. Try it, it should work.

Answer 6

looks like you attracted the attention of the wrong kind.

you get your sprites that im assuming the ones you where talking about ( small, butterfly wings, tail), and then you get the trickster spirits that delight in chaos and misfortune.

burn a feather and enounciate: "venas heneros meris"

(pronounced: vain-is hein-ero-s mur-ris)

if that fails then pull out a blade and start chopping at anything that laughs and isnt human.

good luck.

Answer 7

You can ask your guardian angel to protect you

Faeries hate iron so if you feel like you're in danger from malevolent faeries carry a small piece of iron.

You could also be having problems with a goblin fairy.  Or Hobgoblin.  You could try insulting the goblin which they really dislike.

You should get the book "Fariecraft" by Alicen and Neil Ward. You can get it from  www.witchcraft.org

Hope that helped.

Answer 8

Try giving them something shiny. They love small shiny objects,

ribbons on trees and branches, with arrangements of gold coins, pinwheels and "jeweled" rings.

Good Luck!

Answer 9

try not to bother them. bring out mixtures of sweet water, mixed with sugar and ground flower petals. leave them alone though. they will stop

Answer 10

Milk

Leave a bowl of milk outside.  Sithe (fairy folk) love milk and that will generally appease them.  Fairy are generally by nature mischievous.

Answer 11

You picked their flowers?? Did you leave or offer anything in return for the flowers?

Try leaving honey, a lock of your hair etc...

Answer 12

They simply like you that's all.

Just leave them alone, that's all they want.

Let them have their space and don't ever capture them because that's when you will feel their wrath.