How to pass gas in a movie without anyone noticing?

Question

We don't talk about this enough Answers folks. I'm sure some of us have found neat tips and tricks for inconspiciously tooting! Please share.

Answer 1

Wait until a noisy scene and then let it rip and hope it does not smell. If it smells blame someone else. There is no proof

Answer 2

lol i was at the movies and everything was getting quiet and out of no one som1 rips a loud one lol

Answer 3

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Answer 4

LMAO.

If its an action movie it's easy, cause for the most part the movie is loud with cars crashing into each other or guns shooting or people fighting. So just get it rip during the loud scenes.

If it's a drama one... then that's a pretty hard one since most of the time its quiet. I'd say go to the bathroom. OR you can just slowwllyyy let it out.

then after just HOPE that it's not the stinky ones. If it does... then look around the pretend you didn't do it and you're looking for the one that cut the cheese.

LMAO

Answer 5

go party trick and burn it with your lighter the other cinemagoers will appreciate the flame show and not having to smell air previously surrounding your poo.

or just leave parp and come back in