How to pass my drug test that is TOMORROW (disclaimer: dont say "dont do drugs", that is a stupid answer)

Question

My plan right now is just to drink as much cranberry juice and water as possible, then take some B vitamins.

Anything else I should do?

Answer 1

drink lot's of water i haerd that works or get a sample of someone else's urine

Answer 2

Just to let you know that if you're getting urine tested or blood tested by someone serious like a probation officer or the courts they will be checking for an extreme amount of fluids in your body showing that your trying to flush it out. That will be an automatic fail. You cant flush it out. Two weeks sounds about right? But depending on how much you smoke and how often it could take up to 2 months.

Answer 3

I had a week to get clean before my drug test and I drank about a gallon of water a day and I passed

Answer 4

Urine from another clean person of the same s*x is the only possibility if the test is tomorrow. Be aware that most testing facilities also test for temperature also. I would recommend a heat transferable container (rubber) inserted in the r****m to maintain temperature until the test is taken.

Answer 5

i have taken many drug tests from my mom and ever since i drank pickle juice water and vinegar i have passed them just drink lot of water and then p**s then drink about a cup and a half of pickle juice and then fill up on water ( drink until u cant drink no more) then pee again once your p**s is clear you should pass the drug test and people that said don't do it in the first place **** off we can do what we want ( i cant drink vinegar because it taste so bad so i drink the pickle juice because it taste better and has vinegar in it but you can always take some pills that will clean your system but i forget what there called.

Answer 6

"A stupid answer"?

What would you call smoking weed when you know you might be drug tested?

Bite a bullet and be prepared to get busted.

Answer 7

Forget about the test, just prepare to get a new job.

Answer 8

Prepare to fail!!  Drinking anything won't help, sorry your kind of SOL.

(EDIT) I work in a facility that conducts non DOT drug screens and non of these things will work.  They test temperature, make you empty your pockets, and it is near impossible to fake it. You may as well just skip it. Your going to fail it.

(EDIT)Jason P. Do you remember that lady that drank all that water to win a Wii, yah, she died. So go ahead, drink up .

Answer 9

I think the MOST stupid thing is that you TOOK the drugs... if you took the drugs within the last week or two, you PROBABLY will not pass the drug test...  If you KNEW about the drug test or knew you would eventually be tested,  it's basically your own fault if you fail this test...I'd wise up and if you lose whatever it is you have BECAUSE you fail this drug test, maybe that should be a wake up call for you---life is too precious to be waisting it on foolish drugs... and if it is a JOB you will lose,  this failed drug test may follow you for a very long time---as future employers DO contact past employers to find out why you stopped working for them...wise up child.

Answer 10

this is a stupid question

Answer 11

The person above who said drinking water wouldn't help is an idiot. My roommate had a drug test for her college tennis team, she drank water nonstop before the test for about 5 hours, i mean NONSTOP to the point she felt like she was going to pass out.

She passed the test.

Answer 12

There is no way to guarantee that your urine won't test positive.  You need to get someone else's urine (same gender) ASAP and store it in some container in your pocket so it is warm, otherwise it's a big gamble with cranberry juice and all that.  It's to late for the more pleasant option which is to mail order some fake urine that comes in little resealable pouches that you keep in your pocket.  Why didn't you think this out ahead of time?

Answer 13

go buy some golden seal..its a natural herb,you can find it at gnc or at drug stores.drink lots of water and cranberry juice,if you dont smoke too often,i wouldnt be too worried,drink lots and lots of water..lol..use toilet water,if they dont color it.honestly,you can even have someone clean, pee in a leak proof container and voila..lol.

Answer 14

the best thing you can do is drink water. Also take some B, C vitamins (those are water soluble, and you p**s out excess).

you won't get a negative if you drink alot of water. You'll get an inclusive.. meaning that the concentrations of all the things that should be there are blown out of proporations. They know this because of your mineral/vitamin/creatine levels in your urine. If you drink alot of water, then it will dilute the concentrations of all parts of your urine.

you'll have to fill in a form before you take the test.

It will ask you what you have taken (drugs) in the past 2 days or so. Look up false positive, there are a ton of over the counter meds that false positive for THC. things like tyenol, niacin, etc. Look it up on the internet. Just list them on your screen to cover your *** for a false positive. 99% of them are innocent.

Explain to them before you took the test, that you've just come from somewhere that requires to drink alot of water (working outside in the heat, excerise, etc) that way, they understand why you have alot of water in your urine.

If they really care, they will ask you back to take another drug test. Most places won't care about an inclusive, due to the fact drug test are expensive.

Answer 15

Ok, i won't say "don't do drugs"

However

It seems that not doing them would mean less worry/anxiety and planning on how to pass a drug test.  Just something to think about for the future.

Answer 16

Check your email. That is where i sent the answer to. I hope it helps. If not i am really really really sorry!

Good luck though!