How to pretend to be sick?

Question

I dont wanna go to school i want to be sick :(

Answer 1

Why do you want to do that for? Haha. Anyway, try using foundation on your lips to make them look pale, smear some liquid eyeliner under your eyes to make them look like dark circles. Use a lot of pale make up to make your skin look pale. Well, that's it for the appearance. As for the acting, drink thick and sticky drinks like honey to make your voice sound weird and sick (hopefully!) Don't talk too much, look blank and quiet and remember to cough and hold a tissue on your nose or mouth every where you go to make it look like you're having a cold. Haha! That's all i can do to help, good luck on whatever you're up to! Cheers :)

Answer 2

you're stupid.

Answer 3

You dont have a choice baby to be sick as u r in ur school days now. Try to have fun at school with studies and you will be off the pressure

cheers

Answer 4

Thats a stupid idea.

but, for the sake of the question you could say you have period pain... are you old enough? um....you could say you have a really bad headache or a migraine... people leave you alone if you do that, you would have to stay in your bedroom all day if you have a stay at home parent though etc.

Answer 5

well u ood pretend to hav a fevr, in teh mornin, b4 any1 wakes up go to thebathroom and turn teh hairdryer on and aim it at ur forhead..

then u rub ur eyes rly hard until they are puffy, or swollen and red, tha'd giv a nice effect , but then ur eyes wont feel vry good for teh rest of the day.. but if ur desperate, then u'd try anythin rite? u cood also, scream alot teh nite b4 (make sure ur parents dun hear u) , and in teh mornin, u'll hav a croaky voice or u cood loose ur voie..

a simple way, vry , vry simple,

alll u hav to do is tell ur parents that u hav diarreoa, then u'd definitly be able to stay home