How to remove fitbawiluss parasites ?

Question

I wonder how I can rid ma self of aw the parasites that lurk on ya and troll especially if the Scottish fitbaw section? They are making ma life a right nuisance? Nowt takes them off and they cling for dear life, they irritate and annoy and get right up am nose and under ma skin, the 1, 2, 3, 5 ones as well as the 4th.

I will pay any one who knows, two of those Weightwatcher yahoo answer points that cannot be redeemed at any shops , won't make you lose weight, canny be traded in any way, don't do anything, can't be used at Paypal, and are worth £0.01 or less...but make you get a big fancy orange banner under yer name saying 'TOP PERSON WI NAE LIFE' after answering and posting constantly in here cos ye huv nae life off yer PC chair, except watching fitbaw, reading trolls and getting angry at trolls and being really motivated to click that big blue bubble that says 'answer this darn question' irresistable urge though isn't it? Go oan , ye know ye want tae!

Have wan..a question fur the road..go oan do it....

click me ----answer me....lol..stop being a boring sod..mind I canny rate or thumbs ye doon as am no at stage 2 yet!

Answer 1

block them.

simple!

Answer 2

I think your extreme knowledge of the parasitical trolls will help get you a cure, yip you will shortly be a nae life orange badger!

Answer 3

haha welcome to scottish grass section of yahoo, where people stick you in for not being serious enough......or a rangers fan.

Answer 4

So...Basically your telling us that you're infested with various parasites.

Mmm.. I suppose that could be a stereotype of several team's supporters..

Answer 5

parasites are the ones that use your name in answers without knowing who you are

ring any bells?