How to respond in a funny way?

Question

Okay this is prolly dumb but...so someone said this to me: "Why so serious? Were you having a bad day?"

and I was wondering... what should I say back to them that sounds funny?

=]

Answer 1

No, I was just thinking...about you, actually.

Answer 2

Keep your nose out of my az, dill weed. OR Mind your own F ing business, g*y bait.

Answer 3

speaking of bad day last night was the worst,i took the A train from new york,miss my stop and had to go back on the other side to take another,got on the new jersey transit ask the conducter if the train was going to newark,showed him my ticket but yet still when i reach i was at a different location,miss the last bus for the night had to wait 3 hours for the morning bus,bad day,sad day mad day aye.

Answer 4

no, its just that your face is grotesquely deformed.

Answer 5

It was good till you came along!