How to say something totally hawt in Spanish?

Question

Alright... now someone said something like this to me.... and I think it has something to do with eating a mango... or something... anyway... it went like this:

Me tienes mojada y excitada y esperando que tus manos y boca se llenen de mi nectar, para comenzar

So... um... we dont speak like that in Queensland and I was just wondering how I might reply to such a statement without getting myself suspended on Yahoo.. you know? Any advice at all would be most welcome!

Answer 1

Say darling in a Spanish manner.

Darrrrrrling. Roll your tongues.

Answer 2

Ja!

You have a very hot admirer. Good luck!

("Cuidado con los sites en la Internet").

Answer 3

you have accessed a spanish p**n site

Answer 4

You should say "I don't speak spanish"

If you are in person say it loud and slowly. We like that.

You could also just ask for a translation....some time after you make it clear that you don't speak spanish.

Answer 5

Por qué mejor no te pones a escribir libros de fantasía! LOL

Answer 6

El gato en mi pantelones pero-there's a cat in my pants

Tu muy bonitio- your very pretty

Yo  encanto tu mucho y quiero come tu kahunas- i love u alot and want to eat your balls lol :)

quien tu habla con mi- why do u talk with me?

Que tu habla yo no hablo espanoel- what did u say i dont speak spanish

there's a bunch of choices