How to speak about woment , the politically correct way?

Question

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED CITIZEN."

2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER."

Answer 1

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ADD: My attempt at a come back has been deleted. You win this round. lol. Looking forward to the next one.