How to stop farting smell when farting?

Question

i want to no how to make it not smell

Answer 1

farts are lousy and they always smell bad to other people. but i love the smell of my own farts. i put the blanket up to my a*****e and then f**t into it. it concentrates the f**t smell and then you can sniff it in to get the full effect of your f**t and bask in its glory..everybody likes their own brand : )

Answer 2

The best way is to tape a dryer sheet over your crack. When the hot steam of your f**t passes through it, the smell is filtered out and it will smell like fresh laundry. Or try sewing a dryer sheet into boxers or tighty whiteys for dudes, and for chick farts you could just tuck a dryer sheet in your thong which will hold it against your hole ready for when you f**t. Just don't get caught with dryer sheets in your pants, people get really suspicious....

Answer 3

i love 2 f**t

Answer 4

fuusy maar

Answer 5

dont f**t at all or take a huge p**p. or just run away from the people your with then f**t then run back and say sorry i had to talk to my mom on the phone even though you were just farting. But make sure you dont drag it into the room. Cut the f**t line before you go back to your friends.