How to take a whizz on a small boat?

Question

I have been invited to go on a small boat with a friend and her husband. They don't have a toilet on board. How do I maintain my modesty while answering nature's call?

Answer 1

Hang your butt over the side..and ...well... you know the rest!

Answer 2

There are modern solutions to this problem, the most environmentally correct and elegant of which is called a Wag Bag. Although with this product, nothing is being worn, these make use of the same technology that makes disposable diapers possible. See the link below.  If the boating is on warm days and involves ocean swimming, that can work too.

Answer 3

Ask the wife how she does it and follow suit?

Answer 4

If its at sea they cant expect u to hold it but if ur near land ust politly say u have to use the restroom, but go bfore u get on the boat

Answer 5

I sail every Wednesday  night and the ladies I sail with If they cannot hold it do one of two things. 1. Use the bucket method and be careful not to spill or everyone will enjoy your scent for the rest of the day & rinse the bucket out. OR 2. As most of the girls we sail with do drop'em and hang your backside over the stern while modestly covering your front as best you can. Dont tell your mates not look or For sure they WILL. Dont be too modest everybody has to do it sometime. Have Fun n rince her off. The boat side that it.

Answer 6

Ask your friend what she does in the same situation.

Answer 7

go for a swim

Answer 8

Don't drink beer what ever you do.

Answer 9

with difficulty

Answer 10

Use a large bucket with a rope on the handle.  Dump contents, bucket and all in the water, then drag the bucket aboard.  

Use a sail to make a small tent over you sitting on the bucket.