How to tan whole body?

Question

I gotta tan my whole body in 4 days. How am i supposed to do this? I don't exactly live on a private beach if you know what i mean.

Answer 1

go to a tannin place  

Answer 2

go 2 europe- and go 2 a nude beach- ill meet u there 2 have some fun

Answer 3

tanning beds, and also daily jergens natural glow for your face and body.

Answer 4

Why your whole body may I ask?

I go outside in my backyard wearing nothing but a pair of shorts and read, and I get a tan everywhere but in my special place, if ya know what I mean.

What do you need your special place tanned for if I may ask? haha.

Answer 5

put on a Fake tan solution  

or secretly tan naked somewhere...