Mom, 52, just had four tots. I'm 29, my sisters are 27 and 26 and 14, and we've got three 2 year olds strutting around the house. Finally, she had one new one last month.
But somehow, between last month and today, she has managed to get pregnant... yet again. I don't know what she's up to! This must be some kind of scheme because I'm going to have children when I get married this year and she'll be with my wife in the hospital bed.
Plus, she said she had four other children she didn't tell us about with another man besides Dad. So I've got too many brothers and sisters.
I remember when Lizzy, my youngest sister, stole my fruit cup at the age of 4, but now having four tots stealing my fruit cup!?!
Should I say: "Hey, Mom...um, did you notice Shoppers is having a sale on condoms and sponges. I don't know what you use, but you should buy them cheap while you can."
Mom definitely sounds like she is not going to stop having children until she absolutely can't. And she can't take care of them all-- half of them are down at my Grandma's, but how the h**l is she going to look after these infant children for God knows how long!
Jesus Christ, Mom! Ugh, no wonder Dad brings home $12/hour from his "job". Pretty soon I may have to provide for them. Help!
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