How to tell if you're a true Church of Christ member?

Question

1. You know exactly what hymn 728B is when it's announced.

2. You could recite all the books of the Bible before you could

read.

3. You can actually read shape notes.

4. You recognize these ministers by first name alone: Landon, Reuel, Prentice, Norvel, Flavil, Furman, Batsell.

5. You think the Bible questions on Jeopardy are way too easy.

6. You decide on what Bible translation to buy, based on how Acts 2:38 reads.

7. You know all the words to all the verses of Trust and Obey.

8. You've ridden a JOY bus to Sunday school.

9. If you're happy and you know it, you clap your hands, stomp your feet, and say "Amen!"

10. You've never been to a church that wasn't named for the street it was on.

11. You know at least 4 recipes for fellowship meal casseroles that have mushroom soup in them.

12. You wondered who Ebon Pinion was.

13. You've stood while 13 verses of Just As I Am was sung, with the last stanza being sung softly.

14. You know what "chosen frozen" means.

Answer 1

OK, so I don't know some of the names in # 4, but this brought back a lot of precious memories.  (As for # 10, congregations in small towns are many times named for the town, and not the street.)

(You might want to add the name "Garland" to # 4.)

Answer 2

I guess I flunked, since I don't even understand enough of them to even think it's funny.

Answer 3

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Answer 4

You follow Christs teachings, one of the most important being if you pray you do not pray aloud for others to hear and you do not pray in front of others.   This is important because you don't need to pray to God, God already knows every thing you need and a true believer in God understands that.  Christ gave that instruction because priests prayed and taught people to pray aloud to false images. Even if that image is in the mind you are not talking to God.  Ask God you will get the right answer, Gods teachers come to remind people of God not to form religions and each teacher is only true to his time.

Answer 5

15.  You're against instrumental music.

16.  You know where Harding University is.

I can relate to #5.  My mom always gets p!$$ed at how Jeopardy! contestants often mess up on the Bible category.

Answer 6

How to PROVE you're NOT a Church of Christ member.....you have absolutely no idea what any of the 14 answers to the above question mean.