How to wreck a computer??

Question

i really want to buy my husband a new computer but he wont let me until his breaks for good!

how can i wreck his computer without it looking obvious?

HaHa

thanks

Answer 1

What you should try to do if this is really what u want is to save all his important data and then get a virus on it.  That way you can say that instead of spending money to get it removed you can just buy a new one.  I don't know how to get a virus on purpose but I'm sure you can.

Answer 2

Don't wreck it, that's just mean *tut tut*

But, there are plenty of virus's around, go on as many dodgy sites as you can  

Answer 3

Take it to a welding shop and have the welder ground it and strike an arc to the case. The CPU will fry instantly. Then just clean up any flash marks with a little sandpaper.

Answer 4

Download all the stuff you can (to make it slow), 'Spill" water on it,have it "fall off the desk".

Answer 5

Just poor water on it or an other liquids that don't smell. soda smells and it is sticky so I don't recommend that. Just poor water in it.

Answer 6

click on EVERY advertisement as possible. Download MANY viruses.

Answer 7

uh, download a lot of viruses? or how about "accidentallly" hitting it with something whileyour cleaning? hhaah, i dont know.

OR just buy him a new one, and while hes gone, replace it with the old one.. and just store the other somewhere else, just in case :P

Answer 8

open it up.. its really easy to do that and scratch the inside like the chips, cords, take out the memory that is installed and scratch it up and put it back in.  or when you open it up, spray water in it.  make sure the power is disconnected!!!!!! Dont do the virus thing cause he will know it was you, unless alot of peple use it!

Answer 9

just open the computer and take something off the mother board with out all of the mother board the computer wont even come on  

Answer 10

open it up and smash the motherboard near the CPU

bye bye computer lol

Answer 11

First of all, what husband doesn't want a computer? New too? Anyway I have a couple of different ways,

Take the battery out of the computer if it's a laptop and takew a hammer and smash it then put it in the computer. Next time he uses it it won't work and you will say "You can't get a new battery if you won't let me get you a computer"

2: Say that you were checking e-mail because the other computer(s) wouldn't let you log on because you didn't have Adobe FlashPlayer that was the latest addition. The say that you were trying to be careful but you were so thirsty that you drank orange pop or grape juice next o the computer and spillerd it. If he asks how did you spill it? say 'I was so thirtsy and so  iwas shaky and I spilled it.'

THESE ARE REALLY GOOD IDEAS AND THEY WORK!

I PROMISE! UNLESS HE READS THIS!!!!!!

Answer 12

I don't know maybe you could "accidently" spill a soda in the top of it. haha

Answer 13

Click on ads.

Visit p**n sites.

Put a big magnet next to it.

Good Luck?

haha.

Answer 14

The best way to wreck a computer is to go to websites that cause viruses.  Those are websites that usually contain p**n or other vulgar material.  But you should really make sure that if you are going to try and wreck the computer that you copy all important files off the computer onto a flash drive.

Also I would recommend that you not look at p**n lol.

Answer 15

well the sad thing is that a computer can last for a really long time,  my dad has been using the same computer since 2000, formatted once, but slow as h**l.  There are so many ways, well you could open it up while its been running for a while and pour a drop of water on the motherboard, that should short the motherboard and stop it from running, or atleast performing all tasks. all you need is a littlebit of water just a drop, does he know a lot about computers, does he have an eye for detail??  Would he want to take it to someone to get fixed?  Or you could let static electricity do the job, wear socks, sweats, and a sweater, rub your feet on the carpet while touching the internals of the computer, (while its off of course) touch the motherboard, video card this should saturate the pc with static electricity, dont let it sit, turn it on immedeiatly after you do this, its should short out.  Im not responsible for any unwanted damage or injury!

Answer 16

well first make sure everything is saved on a hard drive, all pictures excetra..

take all those anti virus things off your computer, start downloading tons and tons of things, go to limewire and download movies music excetra, this will make the computer supper slow. then start going to the control panel and deleate the internet, it wont really deleat it it will just b taken off the start button, if you still want to go on the internet all you have to do is open my computer and type the address where it says my computer.   just mess with the internal stuff cuz if you mess with the cords and stuff, well then that doesnt do much damage and he will know you did it.

Answer 17

oh that is easy, open the computer, and then use some kind of lighter and burn something inside, since computer tend to overheat :).

Answer 18

dont just wreck it you have to back up his files or he will devorce you.

then you should shoot it with a  shot gun or open the side panel and cut some wires

Answer 19

by asking a question on yahoo answers seeking out the assistance of someone that can write viruses and send them through email.  

Answer 20

What guy would turn down a new computer?  Just pour some coffee on the keyboard and say, "Ooops."

Answer 21

Oky go to any p**n sites put first disable your antiviruses and just keep on going on those sites and download p**n pics

Answer 22

If you REALLY love your husband, then you shouldn't be thinking about breaking his computer. The resulting action could very well break his heart. I'm not sure you want that.

Answer 23

Get a giant magnet or run it through an MRI

Answer 24

Get a really big strong rare earth magnet, place it next to the hard drive. Say bye bye to anything on the computers hard drive.

Answer 25

Awww I don't know but that's a really cute question. Why don't you just do it and he'll have to deal with it? Shouldn't be terrible news to deal with, you know?

Answer 26

Download a nasty virus on it. There are probably websites where you can do this (for testing or research purposes).  

Answer 27

Turn the security system off so it will be filled with spam and viruses. Eventually the computer won't work.  

Answer 28

Drink something around your computer and "accidentally" drop it. Make it soda so it'll get all sticky.  

Answer 29

Take the side off the case and scratch the motherboard with a flathead screwdriver.  Small enough that he won't notice, big enough that it'll mess up the integrated circuits.  

Answer 30

WHAT  KIND  OF  WIFE  ARE  YOU???  He  might  have  important  documents  in   the  computer ,  if  you  wreck  it  he  will  lose  all  of  his  documents  and  any  other  data  he  put  into  it!!  How  would  you  feel  if  he  wrecked  something  of  yours just  because  he  wanted  to  buy  you  new????  Let's  say  your  very  pair  of  broken in  comfortable  shoes??   I  bet  you  would  go  BALLISTIC !!

Answer 31

Visit a ton of fee p**n sites in one day,  The computer will never be the same.