How to you get rid of a dirty bum?

Question

its like really brown

but its darker skin

will it go away?

alsoo i shave cos im sexually active but by the time i need to shave again, if you shave the stubble it doesnt go away and you get spots..

help?

Answer 1

You wash it.

You dirty girl.

Answer 2

go on channel 4's embarassing ilnesses =)

Answer 3

-_- rofl

Answer 4

Is it itchy?  Itchy could imply infection such as erythrasma.  

http://www.emedicine.com/derm/topic140.h...

Pic: http://www.visualdxhealth.com/images/dx/...

Otherwise it sounds like Cafe Au Lait Spots, pic below:

http://www.orthoteers.org/images/uploade...

If you google Cafe Au Lait Spots and look under images you'll see more, including some on the bum!

Café au lait spot: A flat spot on the skin that is the color of coffee with milk (café au lait) in persons with light skin, or a darker appearance (café noir) than the surrounding skin in persons with dark skin. About 10% of the general population have café au lait spots, and they can be removed with a Yag laser. Café au lait spots are in themselves harmless, but in some cases they may be a sign of neurofibromatosis. The presence of 6 or more café au lait spots each of which is 1.5 centimeters or more in diameter is diagnostic of neurofibromatosis. Conversely, most people with neurofibromatosis who are at least 5 years old have 6 or more café au lait spots 1.5 centimeters or more in diameter.