How will this affect your life?

Question

The Weekly World News, the pr-eminent source of information on all paranormal activity such as Flying Saucers, the many weddings of Big Foot, Cupacabra, the Loch Ness Monster, and Bat Boy, will cease publication on August 3rd. How will this affect your life?

Answer 1

How will I get my Democratic News?

Answer 2

well I guess this means I have to select new reading material for the morning constitutional,...oh how I hate change ;)

Answer 3

never had read that paper,so no effect whatsoever

Answer 4

It won't affect me in the least, I quit reading after Lobster Boy died.

Answer 5

Thats too bad. I never bought it, but it was always amusing to see the headlines in the supermarket.

I didn't get as big a kick out of the articles as the headline, which is probably why I never bought it. Which is probably why they are going out of business, because the articles sucked. Why buy the newspaper if you can see the headlines for free?

Answer 6

It will be boring!

Answer 7

it woul not affect me in any way. most of that stuff is something somebody dreamed up [not true, or fake]

Answer 8

I think I should still average about 6 to 7 hour of sleep at night regardless what the outcome lies.

Answer 9

are you kidding??????

Answer 10

It will make my grocery shopping experience all the more boring now. I'm going to miss Bat Boy.

Answer 11

it won't.  I  will still get up each morning

Answer 12

I will no longer be able to hold onto a fantasy of making money by writing for WWN.....   sigh......  just like I can no longer dream of being a door-to-door Encyclopedia Brittanica salesman.    The world I grew up in is disappearing.

Answer 13

Darn, I won't have anything to laugh at while standing in line at the grocery store anymore. *pout*

Answer 14

My life will never be the same, every time I buy food at the local store, I will not have anything to laugh at.  How will I know what Bat boy is doing.  How will I know  what Bigfoot /human babies look like.  And worst of all,  how will I know if my president is alien approved.  

Life will be a little less fun.

Answer 15

Waiting in a supermarket line is going to suck even more!!!

Answer 16

Really? I wasn't aware that it was still being published. I guess with the cost of ink these days...

Answer 17

I think I may survive.

Answer 18

It won't.

Answer 19

It should not concern you when people are trying make up nonsence like the things you are talking about.Many people just try to get attentin from others however they can.It should not have any bearing in your life what so ever unless you are dumb enough to believe stupid  stories.