How would I go about becoming prime minster?

Question

This is very unlikely to happen, but out of interest, how would you attempt to become prime minister? What qualifications would you need, which jobs would you have to have before being promoted, that sort of thing.

Answer 1

you can eat allot of carrots and will tern yellow.the you may have a Chang.

stupid Q. stupid answer

Answer 2

you have to affiliate yourself with a political party and play an active role in promoting them....lots of campaigning and you would have to become a member of the house of parliament....from then on its just a case of showing you have the skills and commitment and impressing the right people...having a "buzz" around you is probably essential. When Brown took over after Blair, he got the job as PM becase he was the leader of the labour party, so you need to be leader of the party in power. Im not sure how you get to be leader though.You probably have to be elected by ur party.

And that idiot who said "you cant, your a girl" is forgetting the one and only Margaret Thatcher....they may have been trying to be all ironic and clever but they just sound sooooo ignorant its untrue....as if they could forget Maggie!

Answer 3

1st you have to be a sleezb*g

Answer 4

You don't have a chance. You're a girl.

Answer 5

First of all!You must have an inflated ego!Then whilst you are at University be able to make yourself noticed such as say the right things when some senior politician is within earshot!In other words 'bluff' your way though the Student Union meetings!But you have to build up a 'clutch' of followers!If you are anything like Gordon Brown!Which I sincerely hope you are not!These followers must be as cretinous as yourself!

Then get yourself elected to the The Crooked House' The House of Commons!Still 'back stabbing'!Going on CND marches!But tend to forget  all this when you are elected to the top job!In other words!you have to have a very short memory!

Answer 6

Just appoint yourself like Gordon Brown. lol

Answer 7

You only need lots of money, then you can start your own party, and get it noticed by having a good agenda, things people want to hear, and buy lots of publicity, and bribe the media, then you have a chance.  Good luck.

Answer 8

You need a background in law, proven leadership and clean living. Or, just know somebody.

Answer 9

Tom's answer made me laugh, but only because I get off on humor that exposes the sick, twisted reality in which we live. Go on Amber, prove him wrong! :)

Answer 10

you run for it like presedent in the us

Answer 11

Prime Minister of WHAT? What country? Many countries have prime ministers.

Answer 12

Ask Gordon Brown, he just appointed himself,

Answer 13

be an idiot, say all the right things but dont mean them. do that and your there!

Answer 14

you need to lose all sense of perspective...forget what it is like to be a worker for your money...and develop a compulsion to climb up the anuses (anii?) of fellow leaders, especially with regard to foreign policy

Answer 15

You don't need any qualifications, you just need to be good at filling in expenses claims and telling lots of lies.

Answer 16

Go for it. Make an appointment with the guy that lives in a council house at 10 Downing street. Yes it is a tied to his job and so a Council house and he will leave once you get the job.

Have a chat with him, then make arrangements to move in to no 10.  You will live without paying any rent etc but you will need to work for it.

Good luck

Answer 17

Anybody can become a Prime Minister as long as you can read and write. The least qualification is secondary school certificate.

1. You join a political party. Better still, a winning party.

2. You contribute financially to the party

3. You attend all meetings and keep the party's secret, secret

4. You are outspoken and make yourself  available for election at the party's secretariat.

5. After being elected by your party, you tell the electrolate all sorts of lies

6. Once you score the winning votes from the public, you become the Prime Minister.

Answer 18

The first guy who answered is an ***, but since you can't even spell it right I wouldn't vote for you :P

you need to own land to actualy run and have enough money to afford your campaign. Theres an age requiremnt as well.. I'm pretty sure its either 25 or 30

Answer 19

First of all you go to Oxford or Cambridge university, once you are there you are taught every con trick, and fiddle, known to mankind, and a lot more you wouldn't believe! such as how to swindle charities out of millions, get massive grants off of the lottery, and the best bit of all you don't get nicked for it. there ain't no ex MPs living round here where i live,they have all got country estates!! all you need, is one term in government and unless you really stupid, you will walk away with millions.

Answer 20

well first off you'd have to get into one of the parties e.g. labour and become head of that party. It's who you know not what you know lol. Also you need to be very charismatic and perhaps have a background in law. The government is all about about debating and arguing your point of view so being persuasive would certainly help. To be honest you don't have to have a high standard of any qualification. There are a team of people to right speeches for you (so no need for high literacy skills) etc. Socialising, suprisingly is also a major part of being a priminister. Oh and don't listen to that twxat who made the first comment about women not being able to be presidents that's a load of shxit..look how far hilary clinton got..and Margret Thatcher.

GOOD LUCK =)