How would I go about getting a job as the king of something, that kind of job appeals to me?

Question

How would I go about getting a job as the king of something, that kind of job appeals to me?

Answer 1

marry a royal heir(ess), be conveniently discovered to be the long lost child of a monarch, or create your own kingdom.

(...didn't someone sell a tiny island kingdom near England last year?  Lots & lots of cash required, though!)

Answer 2

Fill out a job application!

Answer 3

Find a bunch of cronies, overthrow a small nation, declare yourself dictator.

Answer 4

Simple. Just purchase one of those private man-made islands in Dubai, they are only a few million dollars each. Name your island, establish your nation, and declare yourself the new crowned King of "X". Invite all your neighbors from nearby islands to your coronation, and maybe contact a few TV stations so people across the globe could watch your "coronation" via satellite and hopefully tourists will start to fly over your island and try to get a glimpse of your newly found royal life…

Answer 5

Marry really well.

Answer 6

You need to marry a queen. Is g*y marriage allowed in your jurisdiction?

Answer 7

first stop by Burger King and get one of those paper crowns.  Then continue down the road to your local shopping center or grocery store and stage a hostile take-over.  If they have a bakery section, the french bread makes an awesome bludgeoning weapon..

Answer 8

Join the Society for Creative Anachronism

Answer 9

I'm sorry, I don't know.

Answer 10

Start your own kingdom? Buy an island?

Answer 11

Burger King needs a new Mascot.

MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmburgers

It takes two hands to handle a Whopper, cause the burgers are bigger at Burger King!

Answer 12

Just apply.  I think the United States needs a king, and we all know that a COW could lead this country far better than our president has so far.

Answer 13

Have you read Puss in Boots? That will probably be your best bet, now to find a cat that will keep his boots on.