How would I go about starting up a nudist colony in New Zealand?

Question

How would I go about starting up a nudist colony in New Zealand?

Answer 1

First and foremost...

Prefect RU4REAL?, new "head" of our newly formed New Zealand nudist colony called..."Down Under Me..."...

Will need to slowly remove your blouse...

Agonizingly slow and sensual...

One button at a time...

Breathing heavily, fogging up the inside of the hut's windows and mirrors...

(That should do for a start...)

Answer 2

Remember 'Field of Dreams'?

"If you build it ... they will come."

Answer 3

I'm sure I know a few people who will join

Answer 4

Ask and you shall receive.

Answer 5

go to New Zealand if you are not there already...remove your clothing...the rest should take care of itself.;)