How would YOU finish this story?

Question

Okay a guy named Ed is walking to his friend, Joe's, house. Joe starts a conversation with him that goes like this:

Joe: I'm glad you stopped by, Ed. Come on inside...I've got something to show you.

*Joe shows Ed a video tape*

Joe: Do you know what this is?

Ed: It's a video cassette.

Joe: You're half right...

Joe: Actually, it's a video cassette with a copy of 'The Third Man' on it that I recorded while I was at the theater last night! I've finally learned how to program my VCR!

Ed: I'm afraid I've got some bad news for ya....

{Finish the story}

Answer 1

i think thats the VCR doesnt work

or broken

or he havent got a VCR

Answer 2

We must have traveled back in time because Vcr's are a thing of the past and Dvd's and Dvr's are being used now. Why are you still using a vcr Joe?

Answer 3

Ed: Your girlfriend dumped you and she's now after someone. Oh yeah, she's after The Third Man... :p

rachelle

Answer 4

Joe:What's it?

Ed:They were not showing 'The Third Man' last night.They were showing 'CSI Miami'.The TV programs were switch.By the way,'The Third Man' just end 1 second ago.

Joe:WHAT?!Why did you not tell me earlier?

Ed:You never ask me to say.And that's the last episode.

Joe:I am so gonna kie you,ED!

Ed:SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE!MURDERER!!!

Answer 5

i wish you hadnt of told me that,  i work for the fbi, movie division,and im not your friend im an undercover fbi agent assigned to this case.and now that i have the proof i need, im taking you in!its kinda sad, i was just beginning to think  you were innocent of  pirating  movies.............lets go joe!

Answer 6

Joe! You have violated the public nuisance law in this great state of Confusion and Anarchy,we need to confine you to your backyard storage shed until we can relocate you to another country of your choice.  

Answer 7

ed tells joe that he is running out of money and wants to borrow joe's VCR to record movies and sell them illegally.  joe lends ed his VCR and even gives ed some useful tips and advice.   a month passes, and ed is earning alot of money and is happy with himself, that he is able to raise and feed his 4 kids and wife without any other people's help.  however, one day while joe and ed was in the theater, ed was recording the movie, in walk 3 cops and the spotted ed. they were just about to arrest ed when joe shouts out that he was the one that asked ed to record and ed had nothing to do with it, ed was innocent.   the police believed joe and arrested joe. just before the police brought joe back to the station, joe winked at ed and mouth:" you own me" . joe gave a reassuring smile and the police brought him away.   ed stayed to watch the rest of the movie, but he did not take in anything from the movie.     ed felt bad, because he  let joe take the blame, but he knew that joe was richer than himself and if ed had to pay the fine or even worse, go to jail, what would happen to his family??    

a few days later, ed was released from the jail. joe and ed arranged to meet each other again in a local pub.  when ed walked in, joe was sitting at the bar, drinking his beer.  "i am so sorry!i should have..." joe started to apologize. but joe just smiled and answered "dont worry about it. this is what friends are for!"    

Answer 8

Ed: people use DVD's now!

Answer 9

err..well i-i sort of told Ashley{the girl joe loves} that you liked her and well, she said she loves me..so man, im afraid you'd have to say this..but we're going out

Answer 10

Ed: the doctor says you have 24 hours to live.

Joe: c**p i learned all of this for nothing well what do you want to do now

Ed: iv'e got worse news

Joe: oh what now?

Ed: i forgot to tell you the bad news yesterday.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Answer 11

Ed: I'm a under cover cop.....

Answer 12

I'm a cop... and Joe... you're under ARREST!!!

Joe: ...... say WHAT?

Ed: Yup... I'm going to have to bring you downtown and you're going to have to go on trial.

Joe: We're not friends anymore.

Ed: Crime never stops but nor do I.

haha thats the best I could do

Answer 13

Ed: I just finished my police training and have to arrest you...........................and I'm dating your fiance.  

Answer 14

Ed: Your gf is going out with me.

Answer 15

Joe: Huh? What?

Ed: There is no such movie as 'The Third Man'. You must've been dreaming.

Joe: NOOOOO!! BUT! BUT! It was always my dream to finally learn how to program my VCR and watch something and now that I finally have something to watch...*sniffs*

Ed: It's okay, man. Don't be so sad. There are other movies out there!

Joe: I DON'T WANT! I DON'T WANT! *cries*

Ed: Joe, why are you crying?!

Joe: ...Didn't you know?

Ed: Know what?!

Joe: I'm -

Suddenly, an enormous meteor crashes into their house! Luckily, Joe and Ed are merely in a coma. Aw. Now Ed will never know Joe's secret!

BUAHAHAHAHAHA. Okay, lame story. Forgive me, I'm just reall bored. Sleeping time!! WHEEEE!!

Answer 16

Thats not "the third man" its me and your mom last night... LOL i dont know you got me on this one... it could go many different ways...