How would a typical football analyst interview about Brett Favre look?

Question

reporter: what do you think about the trade for Brett Favre

Football Analyst: well Brett Favre is a Football* player that knows how to play football when he goes out on the football field and troughs the football it will caught by a football player

when the FA says football it is Futtball stressing the T

reporter: what do you think he will do to the Jets

FA well when Brett Favre comes to a football team all the players on that football team get better

reporter: what do you think the Jets will do this season

FA; with such a football player as Bret Farve they will go 19-0

I am not the best writer if someone can write this idea better he will get ten points

thanks

Answer 1

Brett Favre is a selfish pig who only wants attention.