How would i go about eating a cat..?

Question

answer with the funniest anser and u will get best answer!!!!!

Answer 1

what????????

have you tasted a lion??????

try doing it!!!!

its also a cat right???

Answer 2

i would clean it real good and BBQ the feline...  

Answer 3

chuck fluffy in the fire for about 20 mins with some firelighters.(tastes like chicken). best served warm with tomato sauce

Answer 4

de clawed and de b@lled

Answer 5

believe it or not, in vietnam cat, dog and snake are regulars on the menu. i suppose you would eat it the same way you eat a sheep - kill it, shear it (remove the fur), cut the skin and take out the flesh.  

Answer 6

Hog Tied and head first!!!

Answer 7

Well the obvious answer is in the microwave!

(please note I have two cats and would never eat them) not even a l**k honest!

Answer 8

I believe a nice steamed dish served with cold glass of tonic.

Cat and Tonic?  Catatonic?  ~sigh~

Perhaps you will earn your ninja badge when you can chase down a cat with a pair of chopsticks.  Cat fried in Wok make good for Cat Wok.

Answer 9

Find your nearest Chinese restaurant. Any meat on the menu should do the trick.  

On second thought....your aren't inquiring to eating "p***y" are you?

Answer 10

shove it in a boiling pot, add some salt and pepper, maybe sum vegies and then chop up and serve with some gravy. lol :)

Answer 11

Grab it by the tail, twirl it around your head a few times, then if your aim is good enough fling it into the blender.