How would one obtain a spinsterhood certificate ?

Question

How would one obtain a spinsterhood certificate ?

Answer 1

It sounds like you are trying to obtain citizenship in a new country, but you do not state which country. The laws requirements will vary by each government and you should consult to see by whom they will accept such a certificate from. There may also be a time period for the document (most countries will want it no older then 6 months).

Some will accept a certified / notarized letter stating such. Others will want a government document with official seal. My suggestion is to consult with the place requesting this document and ask them for information on obtaining one that will meet with their requirements.

Answer 2

I don't understand why you would need a certificate to prove you had never wed.

Answer 3

Just

say:

SPINSTERHOOD ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

On your t-shirt in big Blue letters.