How would the Dark Knight fare against criminals in the Philippines?

Question

I mean we already have a Joker... Joker Arroyo.

Who would be two-face?

The penguin?

Would Gloria Arroyo look good in a tight leather catwoman outfit?

Answer 1

Ease up on Gloria, dude.  She aint bad lookin for an old gal.

Answer 2

You got a perfect imagination, Buddy! The two-face? Perfectly suited for Lito Atienza!

Answer 3

I'd definitely cast GMA as the penguin. I doubt about that Catwoman suit on her. There'd be more adjustments in the suit. I'll let Ms. Loren Legarda do the feisty job as Catwoman.

Two-face would be Romulo Neri.

& about the Bat mobile, I think it'll get through, however, I'm just not sure how long it'll take with all those traffic lights in makati.

Answer 4

GMA as catwoman, I don't know. She doesn't have the legs.

Two-face? Any of the local balimbings would be nice.

Erap would make a better penguin, the walk and shape and all.

Answer 5

zzz... erap would be the penguin & legarda would be the two-face. hmmm... beer... zzz...