How would u wright a poem about Ozzy Osbourne?

Question

have 2 wright a poem on him and wondering if any one had any ideas.

Answer 1

You should try to capture the insanity of the man by surrounding your poem on when he was banned from Texas because he urinated on the Alamo by accident. They banned him from the state for 10 years. Now this summer he is holding Ozzfest in Dallas and he is going to Rock the place!

Here is some brainstorming:

Godfather of metal

Prince of darkness

Madman

Black Sabbath was first called Earth

Road to nowhere...

That's it! You should write the poem with every line ending with an Ozzy Osbourne song title!!!

That would rock!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

Well, you probably don't want to be all too articulate. If mumbling's good enough for Ozzy it should be good enough for you and your little teacher, too! Perhaps you could have explanatory stanzas from Sharon, Kelly and Jack, just to move things along a bit.

I'm sorry, I know he can sing and I really do like him, but I'm having trouble coming up with any serious poem ideas. I recommend staying away from Satan, suicide, or any reference to bats at all, and just having some fun with it.

I bet you hate me by now, don't you? Perhaps that will inspire you.