How would you cause a guy the most pain?

Question

By hurting him

like how would you make him cry?

OR

how do you pay-back a soon-to-be ex?

yes i am angry......so i want good suggestions!!!!

Answer 1

Life is too short! Move on!

I am NOT recommending you do this but, a friend I know, Fiance, cheated on her, so over the period of a month (she didn't let on she knew) crushed her contraceptive pill in his dinner, so he'd grow b*****s!! (the Oestrogen in the combined pill can cause breast growth in males)

Answer 2

One hard kick in the balls!

Answer 3

Put his balls in a vice.

Answer 4

if there's a chance that he still likes you,

then you date his best friend!!

dump him and dates his best mate

that's the worst

out there

Answer 5

Revenge is a dish best served cold..bide yr time then when he is away,cover his carpets in cress,add water and turn on the heating..then dial the speaking clock and do not hang up again and lastly squirt expanding drain cleaner up his exhaust pipe. Then stick yr nose in the air, walk away and have an amazing life.x

Answer 6

Wow, reading some of these answers makes me glad that I have never seriously upset a woman ( I hope )

Best way is to keep your own pride and not lower yourself to someone Else's level, walk away proud and find a real guy who knows how to treat you right.  ( but get a friend to put a load of cat poo through his letter box)

Answer 7

Just cut off all contact with him and find someone better for you. Get his bank acct number and donate all He's got to the Red Cross

Answer 8

Depending on what he has done to deserve it if anything??

1.Grab his testicles and twist them until he cries

2.Give him an erection and THEN kick him in the balls

3.Put fish oil on all his underwear and clothing (oil from a tin of tuna maybe)

Answer 9

smear his genitalia with fishpaste and dangle him over a vat of piranahs

men dont cry with pain usually - mentally they can be very hurt eg your favorite football player is g*y  -  your best mate is a closet transexual - you know that itching you have ...........    aids isnt so bad.........

eerrrrr im a man  

Answer 10

Act like you don't care and go about your life, dating the best friend wouldn't hurt either

Answer 11

Kicking or kneeing him in the balls!

Answer 12

advertise his number as the number for a g*y s*x line.

Answer 13

Take away his remote.

Answer 14

depending on the offense.... give a good kick in the groin.

Answer 15

best revenge ever is to dump him and find a new guy like right away, don't let him see you are upset, don't call him, don't take his calls.  Seriously, the best way to hurt him is to get over him instantly...like he didn't even mean anything to you.

Causing him physical pain, like kicking him the balls, etc.  would just let him know that he hurt you and would probably give him satisfaction.  

Answer 16

Kicking him in the balls would bring him to his knees! I would suggest your knee so he doesn't grap your foot if he sees it coming. Guys love their toys, like their cars. If he drives and has a pretty nice car, mess it up some how. Write something on the windows with window paint or key his car. Whatever you do, don't carve in your name anywhere because if he's a little tattletail he will get the cops after you somehow. Maybe slit a hole in one of his tires. This has been done to me so just don't let anyone see you lol. I have no more idea, it's really hard to make guys cry!!  

Answer 17

No matter how angry you are and how bad he has hurt you I would never advise kicking a guy in the balls, as this is extremly dangerous for the guy and he most likely will have to go to hospital if you do it right and then you'll get into a lot of trouble.

I think the best way to get him, which will hurt and bother him the most is if you just ignore him- completly blank him, dont talk to him ever again and instead find a nice decent bf. That will hurt him seeing you move on and not having you talk to him.