How would you get kicked out of h**l?

Question

is there a paroll or what?

Answer 1

I'd be nice to all the lawyers down there.

Answer 2

By loving on the devil...

Answer 3

Which one?

Answer 4

...go to bed to sleep it off...

Answer 5

too many good deeds... or maybe if you were a m*******t you would be sent to heaven.

Answer 6

I have always been taught that h**l was for the unrepentant sinner...that is, someone who committed some heinous wrong and was not sorry for it. A serial killer who enjoyed killing, or a mass rapist who thought all his victims deserved what he did to them.  Once that person feels bad about what they did, and feels truly sorry deep down inside, the Angels from Heaven would come and get him/her and take them up to Heaven.  The punishment for their sin/crime would be the torment they had already received.

Contradicting this are the numerous fables and fairy tales telling how the Devil tries to trick unsuspecting people into signing over their immortal soul.  Since presumably these people did not commit any sins, or were sorry for them if they did, I don't see how the Devil would be able to keep them there.

Maybe God and the Devil have a running bet to see who has possession of the most souls on Judgment Day?

As for me personally, I would either be refused admittance to h**l because I'm an Unbeliever (I don't believe in any of the Christan deities, and Satan/the Devil is not found outside of the Abrahamic faiths), or I'd just take over, kick some a$$, and do it My Way.

Answer 7

try to sleep with the devil. i dont know about getting kicked out but he might give you a day pass for being his s*x slave for eternity :P

Answer 8

refuse to buy the next round of drinks...or is that how you got into h**l?

Answer 9

I believe you can not get kicked out of h**l no matter what you do because of the constant perpetual stain of sin in you with absolutely nothing to take if of because only in life you can take of the stain of sin through washing it with the blood of Jesus Christ.

Answer 10

I would be kicked out from h**l,  

because, I'll be trying to run it,  just after a few days arriving there...

Answer 11

you don't your dead eternally.....

Answer 12

Through the goalposts

Answer 13

Forgive your tormentors.