How would you go about getting over your jealousy if you found out one of your contacts had...?

Question

an imaginary mongoose?

Answer 1

d**n! I'll be lazy and hire Benn to 'take care' of things for me....

Answer 2

I would buy TWO ferrets! so there!

Answer 3

Ya? Well I have a REAL Mongoose? how about that? *looks around for it* Hey, where did it go? *it appears in helmet* AAARRRRGGHH!!! *runs around screaming*

Answer 4

HULK SMASH !

Answer 5

I dont get jealous.

I just want a kitty

Answer 6

For the LAST TIME,Valk,she's a FERRET,her name is Whiskers and she means NOTHING to me! And stop calling her a mongoose,you KNOW that insults her... :(

Answer 7

that won't be easy. you might need counseling. i've heard an imaginary mongoose is nearly impossible to forget about. now, if it were an imaginary chipmunk, you'd have a much easier time. i suggest therapy.

Answer 8

Sic a real live ferret on 'em.

Put it in their bed when they are sleeping.

Oh...and dribble a bit of peanut butter in appropriate places.

trust me on THIS one...at least about the peanut butter loving ferret.

Answer 9

Hey, listen, I'd just be crushed. (pets imaginary mastodon)

Answer 10

Dearie, there's only one thing to do:

Dump pickle juice on it.

As the mongoose wrinkles like your grandma's f***y, your jealousy shrinks.

Answer 11

The Cat does not play with imaginary objects.  The mongoose would most definately have to be real.  Either way, as President, he'd push that button.  Doesn't matter if the threat was real or imaginary.  he likes buttons...

Answer 12

Dashing Geek escaped from your Sith again, I see...

Answer 13

Get my own imaginary friend and let them play together.  

Answer 14

You can borrow my imaginary pit viper and they can have a death match.

Answer 15

You want to get even more jealous??  I heard he even has a pair of miniature Richard Simmons short shorts that he dresses up his imaginary mongoose in!

Answer 16

I have just come to a realization...we aren't getting out of here alive are we?  And we are all really dorks, aren't we? *cries*

Answer 17

It could fight my imaginary cobra snake.