How would you inspire the England Rugby Team to victory ?

Question

What piece of music would you play to the England Rugby Team to inspire them prior to the game with France ?

Answer 1

my idea would be to play the birdie song and let the England players perform a birdie type flapping wing haka.

Answer 2

Tell them if they don't win they'll have their testicles set on fire!

"Great Balls of Fire"

Answer 3

Jerusalem muted in the background while  Brian Blessed     reads

If we are marked to die, we are enow

To do our country loss: and if to live,

The fewer men, the greater share of honour.

God's will! I pray thee wish not one man more.

By Jove, I am not covetous for gold,

Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;

It grieves me not if men my garments wear;

Such outward things dwell not in my desires.

But if it be a sin to covet honour,

I am the most offending soul alive.

No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from England:

God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour

As one man more methinks would share from me

For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!

Rather proclaim it, Ashton, through my host,

That he which hath no stomach to this fight,

Let him depart: his passport shall be made,

And crowns for convoy put into his purse.

We would not die in that man's company

That fears his fellowship to die with us.

This day is called the Feast of Crispian:

He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,

Will stand a-tiptoe when this day is named,

And rouse him at the name of Crispian.

He that shall see this day, and live old age,

Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,

And say, 'Tomorrow is Saint Crispian.'

Then will he strip his sleeve, and show his scars,

And say, 'These wounds I had on Crispin's day.'

Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,

But he'll remember, with advantages,

What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,

Familiar in his mouth as household words,

Johnny the King, Moody and Easter,

Vickery and Sackey, Robinson and Sheridan,

Be in their flowing cups freshly remembered.

This story shall the good man teach his son;

And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,

From this day to the ending of the world,

But we in it shall be remembered -

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers:

For he today that sheds his blood with me

Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,

This day shall his gentle condition;

And gentlemen in England now abed

Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,

And hold their manhoods cheap, whiles any speaks

That fought with us upon England's day.

Ought to do the trick don't you think!

Answer 4

The National Anthem should be enough to inspire them.

Answer 5

Dont worry boys, the Kiwi's are all dead!

To the tune of Queen. "I want to break free".

Answer 6

Simply the Best  by Tina Turner.   Lets hope they believe it!

ps remind them of WWII when they had to rescue the French!! AND how ungrateful the French have been since then.  KILL

Answer 7

OMG Hayden M is talking about poofs AGAIN!  I'm beginning to get a funny feeling about you Hayden!  Chariot M fantastic poetry keep it up and you might even be the poet laurie ate!!

Answer 8

Jonny be good of course

Go Jonny Go Go Go...

Answer 9

"Its raining men" how else do you inspire a bunch of poofs to get out on a rugby field and lose?

Answer 10

With "Flower of Scotland....."

Answer 11

You gotta know when to roll em

know when to fold em

know when to walk away

know when to run

you never count your money

when ya sitting at the table

there'll be time enough for counting

when the dealings done.

Yeah, that ought to do it, d**n inspiring piece of work.

Answer 12

No Music!

Just tell them that they will be awarded with a 'Knighthood'...then see how they will play!

Answer 13

"Apocalypse now"

ALLEZ LA FRANCE

Answer 14

playing god save the queen on the stadium??