How would you react if a French guy SCREAMED in your ear?

Question

How would you react if a French guy SCREAMED in your ear?

Answer 1

I'd punch in the face and call him a frog surrender monkey.

Answer 2

zat ees right mon ami. You vill cover een fear. ooh lal la and voila, you are so scared n'est pas ?

Answer 3

That has happened to me.  I knew he was foreign because he said 'Pardon my French.'

Answer 4

I would punch his lights out.

Answer 5

Confused and pissed off

Answer 6

i'd be really pissed of

it depends..

Answer 7

put a bullet in their head

Answer 8

I'd rip his throat out.  Never would he scream again.

Answer 9

probably he'd be screaming for help after I'd just punched him in the face

Answer 10

i would kick him in the nuts with my pointy toed high heels

Answer 11

i will kick his head off

Answer 12

tell him that from May 1940 - May 1944 his country was civilised by the Germans

Answer 13

your questions are weird! and you know you are very rude i seen your answers on here about time you got some of your own medicine you t**t!

Answer 14

I'd slap him

Answer 15

I would slap him just as I would any other guy

why french?