How would you tame a wild woodbine?

Question

How would you tame a wild woodbine?

Answer 1

kindly and patiently ;)

Answer 2

give it lotsa quarters!!!!

Answer 3

keep it trimmed and prune it often. scream at it as loud as you can if necessary, spray it with bleach.

Answer 4

Try a hoarse whisperer  yes I can spell

Answer 5

Threaten it with Alan Titchmarsh.

Answer 6

Introduce it to a tree hugger.

Answer 7

'Roundup' it until it's gone!!

Answer 8

phone Mary Whitehouse, she could tame anyone

Answer 9

first you have to get it to trust you , feed it the same time every day and speak softly. don';t make any starling moments or loud noises that could scare it ....tmm

Answer 10

a little chain saw works magic!!!

Answer 11

I don't know how to tame it but, it's called the Carolina  Woodbine. I do know the juice from it is deadly poison.So  I would be very careful..If you're talking about a vine but, if if you're talking about an animal I'd talk to a vet.

Answer 12

LMAO!! Ditto what TheMrMike said.

Answer 13

Smoke it.

Answer 14

I would train it to a trellis, you need my mum, she doesn't only have a green thumb she has a green head. She would tell you everything you need to know about clematis.

Answer 15

Put it in a cage with Wolfbane and Snapdragon!

Answer 16

Personally I would get John  Player from the Senior Service to take the Woodbine down Park Drive to beat it with Sweet Aftons in front of a Super King  and then subject it to a No. 6 or State Express with a three 5's before laying it under the Turf with Picadilly.

Answer 17

Does it not soothe the savage beast?