How would you thank a friend that set you up with a blind date?

Question

I'm a guy and I swear even after the date I don't know what it was. It's name was Cary but, it was too fat to tell if they were men's or women's b*****s and the neck was too fat to see an Adam's apple.

Answer 1

umm why would you want to thank a friend for that lol

Answer 2

haha. a '**** you man' outta suffice.  

Answer 3

just ignore the date and dont say anything to your friend.  And the next time your friend wants to set you up say no