Howdo u git a monkey out of the tree?

Question

Howdo u git a monkey out of the tree?

Answer 1

put a gator in the tree

Answer 2

With a banana, or a monkey of the opposite s*x.

Answer 3

offer him a banana or a tittie lol!

Answer 4

If it's your pet monkey, try anything that's got to do with food. If it's not shoot it.                                         (With a tranquilizer gun that is)

Answer 5

wave to him

Answer 6

slingshot,works every time.

Answer 7

Yes, setting fire to the tree should work.

Answer 8

with a icecream truck

Answer 9

animal control

Answer 10

Set fire to the tree!!

Answer 11

thats old act like a nut and he'll come to you or shoot him with an ar-15 m-16 rifle or simply ignore him and he will be drawn to you to see what your doing

Answer 12

Chainsaw

Answer 13

Offer it a banana or two.

Answer 14

Flash him.

Answer 15

You put some bananas on the ground, he will get down... than u can catch it.