Howler's Tuesday Night Question's?

Question

1. NYR Mike Richter is a Liberal Democrat and NYI Rick DiPietro is a Conservative Republican. If these 2 faced off for the US Presidency, who would you vote for?

2. Police arrest 2 men Compton CA in connection for the thief of the cup. Police find the Cup spray painted all around with Gold and with gang tags on it. Also the Cup was used as a bong to smoke pot. What do you think would be the best punishment to give to these thugs?

3. If the Boston Celtics win the NBA title tonight which team would you feel more happy for for winning it all, Boston Celtics or the Detroit Red Wings?

4. Would you rather be a PuckBunny or a PuckDaddy?

5. Who's death will you morn: Gary Bettman or George. W Bush?

6. Who would you rather hangout with: Mike Tyson or Ray Emery?

Answer 1

1. I don't pay enough attention to politics to vote, it isnt fair for me to participate

2.  Whatever the max punishment is for grand theft cup and posession. Pot heads annpy me more than anything.

3. I was a Celtics fan as a kid, so let's say Boston...PS they won lol

4. What's a puckdaddy? Someone inform the dumb kid? Is that like a sugar daddy?If so, Ill take being the one who has the money to blow on soem ditz who has the stupidity to blow me...llike, if I were a dude?

5. Bettman for like a sec, cause he does kinda remind em of my since passed little foreign great grampa, and Bettman might have been cute in another capacity. Like fi he was in the circus, people would love him.

6. I already pick on Emery, and I do a wicked impression of assbags with speech impediments, so Iron Mike.

Answer 2

1) You need to brush up on your Constitution,lol. DP can't be President. You have to be at leat 35 years old, so Richter wins by default, as much as I really HATE(gag,choke,puke) to admit it.

2)String them upside down from a tree by their privates. That goes for ANYBODY defacing the Cup like that!

3)Detroit, I hate the National Slam-Dunk Association.

4)Can't be a Bunny, and I am a dad, so I'll take PuckDaddy. I do however, reserve the right to withdraw this decision if I find out what a Puckdaddy is and I don't like it.

5) Mourn? H-E-L-L it's party time. I'm bringing the Draught Kegs and Buffalo Wild Wings.

6)What kind of choice is that? They have to fight each other, and I'll hang with the winner.

Answer 3

1.) Richter for sure.  Not just that he is a Democrat, but the fact that Rick DiPietro doesn't look like he'll make a good president.  Haha, he even said, he was born without a filter.  He just says it like it is.  DiPietro will get us into a LOT of political trouble.

2.) Make them use their spray paint talent to make murals on the walls of urban/inner-city towns to decorate and beautify them!  Use their evil for good :-)

3.) Detroit Red Wings.  I like the Wings, and I'm not a basketball fan.

4.) Well...I'm a girl so I guess PB.  But I SO would not want to be either.  Ew.  Mini skirts in the arena with I Love Crosby signs.  Bleh.

5.) Neither.  Bush ruined our country, Bettman ruined my sport.  Hockey is my life, so they're one in the same.

6.) Ray Emery!  They're both really vulgar, but the only nasty thing Emery did was eat cockroaches that Daniel Alfredsson dared him to eat for $500.  Mike Tyson threatens to eat people's kids, and he bit off someone's ear!  Gross!  Plus Emery looks a little more intelligent than Tyson...He had fewer blows to the head.  I can at least carry out a conversation with Emery.

Answer 4

1. Richter. I am a Liberal in Canada which would make me a Democrat in America

2. Jail for 30 years then the death penalty

3. Detroit

4. neither

5. Bettman. I hate Bush with every fiber of my body and I only hate Bettman a little less than that

6. Emery. Tyson still scares the h**l out of me more

Answer 5

1. Richter. He's got a ring.

2. The criminals should be forced to watch "The Mighty Ducks" trilogy until they've memorized and can recite every line (including the one about the triple deke).

3. Celtics. I'd like to see a classy guy like Ray Allen win a title.

4. A Puck Up.

5. Bettman's.

6. Ray Emery.  I'm pretty sure Mike Tyson is no longer with us on Planet Earth.

Answer 6

1. i am not a fan of ne thing republican. except my grandfather lol.

2. i'd like to see them on the ice with the NHLs dirtiest for some good fun illegal hits. maybe running scared style and watch them take a puck to the face? LOL ok. maybe not that harsh but at least let them know what they destroyed. if ne one knew ne thing about the cup they wouldnt harm it.

3. my red wings are always number one.

4. well i dont wanna be a puck bunny. or a boy. so ill just be who i am

5. bettman. i really hate bush.

6. ray emery! tysons voice would kill me.

Answer 7

Rick DiPietro...haha

Kill 'em..haha make them fix it..NOW

Celtics

PuckBunny

Bettman..haha..hard one

Ray Emery!

Answer 8

1.  Richter

2.  Death

3.  Red Wings

4.  Neither

5.  Bettman

6.  Emery

Answer 9

1. Richter! Down with the Republicans!

2. The death penalty! ......I kid. 2 years in jail for vandalizing such valuable property.

3. Red Wings....even if they DID beat my Penguins. I HATE basketball.

4. Eh.........Neither!

5. Neither! F Bush! F Bettman! lol

6. None of the above!

Answer 10

1) as much as i like DP, I gotta go with Mike Richter, Liberal Democrat

2) Death penalty

3) Detroit Red Wings,  hands down

4) neither

5) neither

6) Ray

Answer 11

1.) Richter- He's a really smart guy. I tend to be fairly moderate. Also, (just to be a jerk) DiPietro is not old enough to run for another 5-10 years.

2.) Send in Chris Simon, Marty McSorley, and Todd Bertuzzi. That would teach them a lesson.

3.) Neither, I'm a NY fan lol. I like KG and Ray Allen though, so I guess I give the nod to the Celts.

4.) I'll go with a PuckDaddy

5.) Probably Bettman. Although I don't do much mourning. He wasn't as bad as he's made out to be.

6.) R. Emery. Tyson is seriously unstable, Emery's just a jack@ss. I can deal with jack@sses, I cannot, on the other hand, deal with unstable former heavyweight champions.

Answer 12

1.Ritcher

2.People do some crazy sh*t with the Cup, but those guys should get...hmm...50 years in solitary confinement, because they must be insane to do something like that.

3.Wings Wings Wings! And I'm a pens fan haha

4.I'd rather be a puck.

5.You didn't ask "more?" so I suppose you mean I don't have to choose one ^.^

6.Emery; Tyson "fornicates" too much haha....seriously. Creeper.

Answer 13

1.) Neither it would be a wasted vote and neither of those parties actually exist

2.) Make them clean it.

Put them play in goal, wearing nothing but unwashed biker shorts from Goodwill, tied to the posts like Goldberg during his bar mitzva in the Ducks movies, in a rapid fire competition with Iafrate, MacInnis, Chara and whoever else can shoot over 100mph. Not always on target .. gotta scare them too thinking it will hit them in the crotch .. then have it do a lacrosse bounce and have it hit their adam's apple instead.

3.) Celtics because if you think I give Leafs fans a hard time I am even more criticial of fans of L.A. Kobe

4.) What's a puckdaddy? I am not a teenage girl or sorority chick

5.) Neither

6.) Tyson's a better fighter, but Emery has enough $ to cover the tab.

Answer 14

1) Richter.

2)Beaten with hockey sticks. taped to net net and Chara fires bombs then You hand them over to the hockey fans for a good A** kicking and then anything left get run over by the Zamboni.

3)The Red Wings. Not big into basketball  

4)I am a girl so by default a bunny ( Man did I just say that? )

5)Bettman. He at least did a tiny bit of good and didn't kill anyone that we know of yet.

6)Emery. again I am a girl I think I am safer with Emery than Tyson

Answer 15

1. Naturally, being a Democratic Rangers fan, Mike Richter!

2. Throw them in the Gulag!

3. Red Wings. My knowledge of basketball is SO limited.

4. ummm... I'm gonna go ahead and skip this one...

5. Neither, honestly.

6. Honestly, I'd say Ray Emery. (The goalie not cricketer) I could at least work on my shot!

Answer 16

(1) RICHTER!!  for SO many reasons.  I'm very liberal... I'm a Rangers fan... Richter is hilarious... DP is an ********... the list goes on and on.

(2) Meh... I'd say just normal theft/destruction of property charges.  I'm not into cruel and unusual punishment.

(3) The Wings, I don't care about basketball.

(4) I'm not sure what a puckdaddy is... but it reminds me of pimp daddy, so that one.

(5) Bettman's.  I will not mourn GWB's.

(6) Emery.  I feel like he'd be hilarious, even though he's crazy.

Answer 17

1: Richter - he was the man in '94.

2: Put them in a sealed room w/ all the NHL enforcers!

3: Still the Wings. Could care less about the Celtics or B Ball in general.

4: PuckDaddy

5: Neither has any meaning to my life so Neither one

6: If I HAD to choose one it would be Emery, I'd like to keep all my body parts.

Answer 18

1. Rick DiPietro.

2. Put them in the streets of Compton dressed in drag with no weapons.

3. Celtics..imma Celts fan.

4. Puckbunny I guess...

5. Both..never wish death to anybody..no matter what. ;]

6. Ray Emery. I'm afraid of Tyson.

Answer 19

1. I'm not American, if I were though I'd vote for the Democrats. Down with the Bush administration!

2. Life in prison, jk. Jail for a couple of years and the lifetime wrath of hockey fans. That is punishment enough. And doing community service scrubbing toilets wouldn't hurt either.

3. Celtics, I dislike Red Wings although I was rooting for them. I don'thave a problem with the Celtics, probably for the following reasons:

a) Once Raptors are out I don't usually watch the NBA

b) Crybaby Carter was never a Celtic so no reason to hate

4. Neither, and I have no clue what Puck Daddy means but it sounds kinda perverted.

5. Is that how they spell mourn in USA or was it just a typo? I will feel sad when Bettman dies because even though I don't like him, he is still human and hasn't screwed the world over.

6. Emery, at least he is the NHL. And Tyson seems like the type who would beat up anyone, even a woman if he got mad.

Answer 20

1.DiPietro

2.shoot them. jk they will get alot of punishment from the fans and plus years in jail

3.Red Wings i don't care for basketball much sorry

4.neither....

5.well definately not bettman but i don't think i would mourn Bush either, it would be sad i guess but i wouldn't mourn

6.Ray Emery seems less dangerous and plus i have always wanted to steal his lambo.

Answer 21

1) Mike Richter, I"m democrat lol

2) Death penalty --LoL just kidding, locked up for a couple of yrs with lots of community service after + Probation

3) Is this a serious Question?

4) I'd rather just be a puck

5) Bettman

6) Ray Emery

**LoL Kate, Great minds think alike

LMAOO @ Heavy Soviet's #5

Answer 22

1)  It depends on their specific views on subjects that are important to me.  Example:  I was raised very Catholic, but I believe stem cell research is important to help scientists find cures for specific diseases.  Just by some politician saying they are Republican or Democrat does not sway my opinion.  I never vote blindly.  

2) 1st, they would NOT be allowed to publish the photos of the bong in High Times.  2nd they would be required to complete all of their community service at the Staples Center.  3rd they would be required to pay for all of the damages to fix the Cup……….actually……s***w that…….death by firing squad!

3) I have always like the Celtics leprechaun logo, but I don’t really give a t**d about basketball.  I am not the biggest Red Wings fan, but I was happy to them win the cup.  They played fantastic all year long, and it was well deserved.  

4) Since I don’t have a wang, I guess a Puckbunny

5) Both. I can’t believe anyone would want to see our president dead…no matter if you like him or not.  Bettman’s never mamboed with my mom or peed in my coffee…I would not want to see him dead either.  

6) Ray Emery…he doesn’t bite.

Answer 23

1. Eh, probably Richter, sorry Howler! lmao

2. They must pleasure Gary Bettman everyday, for one whole year.

3. Detroit baby!!

4. Puck Daddy.

5. I'll mourn Bettman more.

6. Emery. Tyson stabbed his own bodyguard I believe, no way am I hanging out with him! Not to mention he has fetish for eating ears.

Thanks Howler!

Thanks RWQ.