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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice, stilettos and mask over their eyes.

A few days later.

The engaged girl said: "The other night, when my man came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, "You are the woman of my Dreams, I love you. Then we made love all night long."

The mistress said: The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild s*x all night."

The married lady said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, Flopped into the recliner and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"

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  1. HILARIOUS!


  2. ..Lol

  3. thats real funny

    i like it

  4. hahaha.

  5. Now that's funny!

  6. yeah thats pretty funny

  7. you may have just solved the mystery of why christian bale assaulted his mom and sister

    added detail:

    a TD...i wondered what took so long.

  8. There is more then one use for a stiletto heel..........LMAO
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