Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice, stilettos and mask over their eyes.
A few days later.
The engaged girl said: "The other night, when my man came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, "You are the woman of my Dreams, I love you. Then we made love all night long."
The mistress said: The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild s*x all night."
The married lady said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, Flopped into the recliner and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"
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