Hubby is gone for the weekend, what can I do to surprise him when he gets home?

Question

My husband is out of town for the weekend. I want to surprise him with something when he gets home, but I will probably be at work on Monday when he does. What can I do?

Answer 1

try cleaning the entire house and ...... cook his favorite dinner......

Answer 2

Change trailer courts.

Answer 3

Put a for sale sign in the front yard and pawn off your furniture. I bet he's be shocked.

Answer 4

Rub f***s all over the walls. That should give him a surprise! lol

Answer 5

Have your parents come stay with you...that'll be a surprise to return to.

Answer 6

Slide up and dwn the bannister a few times & get that 'thang' lathered up & when he comes in the front door ........................................... pounce on him & s c r e w his ever lovin brains out

Answer 7

The classic rose pedals leading to the bed and some s**y boxers lol, so he can have them on when you get home! Then cook a nice hot meal! Eat in bed... and then you know lol

Answer 8

Cook a nice romantic dinner for the two of you. Put candles out aswell. dim the lights if possible :)

Answer 9

you could put love notes all over the house (post it's) telling him why you missed him or why you like having him home.    And have a really nice romantic, candlelit dinner when he comes home.    

Answer 10

You could always move out.

That might surprise him.

Know anyone that's pregnant?

Why not have them pee on a pregnancy stick and then leave it on the bathroom sink?

Answer 11

move another guy in and change the locks