Huge festering boil on my wotsit?

Question

What do you think of this for the title to a work of modern art. I'm trying to help my old friend Jugeared Flushausen come up with a title for his latest masterpiece. I think it helps to convey the dichotomy of post industrial negativism and neofunctional crocodile buggerism whilst still paying homage to the inspirations drawn from Damien Hursts leaning tower of traffic cones

Answer 1

You are a filthy little fecker go get in the bath the week was up 2 days ago already.

Late edit~ No hang on! Its almost a new one you are way over-due.

Answer 2

New cheesy wotsits?

Answer 3

OUCH   i know you are in so much pain and especially in a tender place like your wotsit.I heard that bathing in cooked oats and ketcup in a cereal bowl will make it disappear overnight.It may get more green in time but that's the healing and the smell is quite normal too.  Sincerely  Dr.betty bloop.

Answer 4

You've let the cat out of the bag! Or...wait...what is that?

Answer 5

I fear Tracey Emin may have beaten you to it old chap. Her latest "installation" of a battered horse saddle and pendulous rusty hubcaps entitled "Vulval Crustiness" is an allegory of post-modern equestrian angst within a context of ultrasonic moronism. This 21st century take on Courbet's "origine du monde" has recently been purchased by Saachi for £100,000, and it is currently exhibited in his rear entrance.

Answer 6

It's a perfect title... good luck with that.

Answer 7

Ahhh... the cure for this is much the same as that for a snake bite - someone will need to suck the festering boil off your wotsit... and that's not all! Festering boils are tricky creatures, as Job could tell you, so, like God's great creation the jellyfish, someone will need to urinate on your wotsit as well. Golden showers, as they say!

Of course, according to the Bloody Bibble, you will have to leave your hair unkempt and run around screaming "Unclean! Unclean!" at the top of your lungs. More here from Leviticus, including what to do if your festering boil develops mildew:

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?boo...

Oh, oh, oh, ART! You said art! Tee hee. Silly me. I'll tell you, old Flushausen is a fan of the great Beeteater Popzart whose art, as you know, is based on the cocaine-riddled ramblings of Freud and the politics of George W.  Suck.  Thus, your name would be quite fitting, though I still like my answer, above.

With all my love,

Your dear, missing friend Thricehole

Answer 8

Uh? I thought it was the name of a dessert. I could almost swear I had some at the Shoulder of Mutton in Bradford (West Yorkshire).  

Answer 9

Get some liquid nitrogen, freeze off your wotsit, take two pain pills, and call me in the morning.

Answer 10

You are a filthy little fecker go get in the bath the week was up 2 days ago already.

thank you Penny.

We took a photo of you in my last exhibition.

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