Human = Alien/Primate hybrid?

Question

You ever think about this? What if us, mankind... are just the result of alien lifeforms creating a hybrid out of their race, and early primate life forms. How are aliens depicted? Tall, thin, no hair, walk upright, very intelligent. Well, look at us compared to our other primate cousins... we are taller, thinner, significantly less amount of hair, walk upright... and compared to other primates as well as other animals... we are extremely intelligent. What do you think? Any theories of your own?

Answer 1

So far, we've not found any inexplicable DNA un our genome, so I doubt we are hybrids.

Subtle alteration of a hominid to make a slave labourer would be viable, just a couple of chromosome tweaks to stop it breeding back with other primates, and improving it's brain function enough so it can speak and take training.

You should have a look at some of the Sumerian creation myths, they seem very like that. The first generation of humans are gestated by the 'goddesses', but are sterile, so the next generation are made feritile so the goddesses don't have to be pregnant to create more slaves. The description from some of the clay tablets sound exactly like early genetic engineering.

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Answer 2

I don't know dude, there are a lot of overweight people where I live, and most of the people (fat or thin) make monkeys look like einstein . . . .

good question, though!!!

Answer 3

We aren't a result of Alien cloning devices. We are (as of now) the smartest beings of the universe and as God said in the bible. Yes I have thoughts of "Oh there might be other smarter lifeforms than us!?" but i know that God created us to be the "SMARTEST" beings in the whole galactic empire.

P.S: read the bible

Answer 4

I've often entertained this idea, but DNA seems to point to Darwin's view of evolution.  One could not expect aliens to have genes that were so simular to Earth life forms that a few changes would create an entirely new species. Strangely we expect aliens to be humanoids that resemble us to some degree... when it is probable they would have a completely different composition due to their evolutionary environment.

  I have a lot of ideas, but they do not have enough supporting evidence to rise to the level of hypothesis, much less have the evidence to elevate them to the level of "theory." One need only review the Homo erectus evolution as our ancestor slowly evolved from near ape to near Homo sapien.  Below the neck the erectus is nearly identical to a robust Homo sapien & later versions of the erectus & earlier versions of sapien are still under debate as to which species they belong.

Answer 5

No doubt about it.  If modern humans evolved on this planet since it was created, we would be "in tune" with everything on it and no one would be allergic to anything.  Just my crazy theory.

Answer 6

Actually, most of the aliens people seem to describe are short and thin with no hair at all and sometimes are described as floating not walking. Never-the-less, Aliens conducting experiments on apes to produce a population of humans would have to be very patient. Our fossil record stretches back four or five million years uninterrupted.

Answer 7

More like us doing time travel

http://www.ufoevidence.org/cases/case90....

Answer 8

Carl Sagan "Cosmos" back in the 1980s Pointed out that the random chances in evolution make it highly unlikely that life on earth would evolve the same way twice. The twist in the DNA strands could go either way.

Arthur C. Clarke "Challenge of the Spaceship" 1960s used the Empire State Building to represent earth's history (1 inch equaled 1,000,000 years) On that scale most of the building would be empty of any life. Humans would be represented by a book; on the TV tower; on top of the Empire State Building.

So some aliens just happen to find a planet with the enormously unlikely DNA that they use, at just the enormously unlikely time when there's a compatible species to breed with?

Didn't they do this plot in "Mars Needs Women?"

Answer 9

There's no evidence of this, and there's overwhelming evidence it's NOT true.

We share DNA with Earth-life.

Uh, how are aliens depicted? That has nothing to do with anything, as first, different creators of fiction depect them different ways. More importantly, they are making it all up. That's not how aliens ARE, but how various people imagine they might be.

I don't need to come up with a theory of my own, as scientists have been working on that, and have much of it figured out.

Answer 10

d**n, aliens must be a desperate bunch

Answer 11

I think it's possible.

Answer 12

Who do you think wiped out the dinosaurs and why.

In south America  there are roads and carvings made by the first men in the flat rock so big you can only tell what they are by flying 200 feet above the ground.