Humor me i need a good luagh?

Question

im just bored and i feel like luaghing

Answer 1

hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe

Answer 2

look up "can i have your number" on youtube

guaranteed laugh

Answer 3

its laugh

hmm something funny i dont know...

Dead p***y

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead p***y.

The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.

Answer 4

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uSmwJ6OgWk...

Answer 5

what do you call two mexican men playing basketball?

Juan on Juan (lame)

Answer 6

so a guy walks into a bar

and asks for eight shots of vodka

and the bartender is like

"WHOA what's wrong with you?"

and the guy says "I just found out my youngetst son was g*y"

and the bartender is like "whoa that sucks"

so the next day

the same guy comes in and asks for eight shots of vodka

and the bartender is like "What happened this time?"

nd then the guy says "WEll I just found out my oldest son is g*y"

and the bartender is like "whoa that sucks"

so the next day the guuy comes in and asks for eigfht shots of vodka

and the bartender asks "Does anyone in your family like women?"

and the guy says "Yeah, my wife."

hope this cheers you up it did for me lol

Answer 7

Perfect. I was looking for a little punk AZZ to cheer up. U bored kiddie pop?? Momma went to the store and left you all alone in the house without any kool-aid?? Don't cry Nancy.. Make yourself some sugar water. Easy. Get water. Get sugar. Yahtzee! Or are you too good for sugar water now?? Not sophisticated enough for you Paris? Do it!.. Do IT!

Cheer up kiddo, you're having a baby next week.

Answer 8

What has 100 legs and three teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWygf1ljt...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVoKvEnf4...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1haYY5pV...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2syxXPR7...

Answer 9

feetus

Answer 10

A man sees an armless and legless girl laying on the beach crying, so he walks up to her and says what are you crying about? So she says I'm crying because in my whole life I've never been kissed. So he bends down and kisses her. As he starts walking away she starts crying twice as hard. So he comes back and says what are you crying about now? She says I'm crying because in my whole life I've never been f*cked. So he picks her up, throws her in the ocean, and he says you're f*cked now!

Answer 11

This is hilarious!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ays-m66-XsA

She's pretty funny too:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=baDJ-ZIvYy0

A clip from Viva la Bam:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-6kWLO0L5bU