Humorous quote? Share the best you've come across.

Question

Insight and irony appreciated.:p

One that I like...

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try - Dr. Seuess

Answer 1

It is better to have loved and laughed,

Than to have been "never" loved at all. <}:-{(

Answer 2

“Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?”  Warren Hutcherson

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."  Robert Bloch

"What you call dog with no legs?

Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come."  lol

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

I thought that these were pretty funny  =D

Answer 3

To talk well and eloquently is a very great art, but an equally great one is to know the right moment to stop.- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Answer 4

"Not a single one of the cells that compose you knows who you are, or cares." -Daniel Dennet

Answer 5

dont drink and drive smoke weed and fly

Answer 6

Your mom.  

Answer 7

g

Answer 8

A few of my personal favorites:

"Just think how stupid the average person is,

and then realize that half of them are even stupider!"

--George Carlin

"You gotta understand that I have good ideas, they just aren't legal."

Answer 9

Being powerful is like being a lady.

If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.

Answer 10

(A variation on the oft quoted:  "You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink...")

You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think

("w***e to culture" for those slow on the uptake)

and then there is always Ogden Nash:  

Celery, raw,

develops the jaw

Bur celery stewed

is more quietly chewed.

And...

Roses are red

Violets are blue.

I'm schizophreneic

and so...am I.

:D

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool

than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

I love these goofy things....

Ciao,

Lady Morgana

Answer 11

Everyone wants to transcend their intellect. The only problem is, no one wants to develop their intellect in the first place! :-)  Alan Watts