Husbands/Wife's... what is the worst?

Question

What is the worst thing your spouse has done to you. He/she thinks it was hysterical but you don't.

My husband trapped me under the covers when he farted. I thought I was going to puke. He was laughing so hard. I look back now and smile a little but, when it happened sooo not funny.

Answer 1

Ah yes, the dreadded "Dutch Oven"! Don't get mad, get even! Then if he gets mad (and probably will) remind him of what HE did. Payback is a b**ch!

Answer 2

Must be a guy thing.... mine does that IN THE CAR and locks the windows so I can't put them down.  Once it was so bad, my little shih-tzu started choking.  Do they ever really grow up?

Answer 3

LOL.. my wife will try to "sneak" one out in the car.. I tickle her..  

Answer 4

Went out drinking with his friends from work without telling me, then got so drunk he passed out at a buddies house. He was in the doghouse all week for that!