Hypothetical HITLER question?

Question

Its 1943 and you find yourself in the company of Hitler atop his eagles nest, he turns to you and says "what would you like to know?"...What do you ask?

Answer 1

I'd ask: "For someone of such obvious intelligence and insight, what caused you to be such a mean, stupid cretin?"

Hitler once said: "How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think". That was a brilliant observation, seeing as how most citizens of most nations follow government administrations that don't give two hoots in h**l about its citizenry.  -RKO-  06/28/08

Answer 2

Why can't we listen to Guderian and conserve our resources on the Eastern Front?

Answer 3

What the h**l is wrong with you? Do you really believe Germans are descended from monks who survived Atlantis? What does killing Jews accomplish?

Do you actually believe the c**p you peddle?

then asks how he keeps his 'stache in such condition

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Answer 4

listen to Rommel its NORMANDY!!

Answer 5

I would ask, "how did u come up with a brilliant plan that u were convinced would work". I don't agree with what he did at all but you can't deny that what he accomplished required a sick sense of genius other wise he would have been some nut that wanted to take over the world

Answer 6

Where do you keep the beer?

Answer 7

Why did you ask an Indian like me to come to your nest?

Answer 8

Adolf, whats up with that mustache?

Answer 9

"What the h**l are you doing in my nest?"

Answer 10

WHY?

Answer 11

oh... i'd probably shoot him way before he'd turn to me. i dont want to know anything from him, i dont want to understand anything from him. there's nothing but evil that can be absorbed from a conversation with that guy

Answer 12

Why do you hate Jews and g*y people so much? Did they beat you up at school when you were a kid or something?

Then I'd go into freudian analasis.