Hypothetical question, what will Obama's response be....?

Question

The question.... "Mr. President, norad is tracking 20 ballistic missiles heading straight for us, what are your orders?"

Will he reply "PRESENT"?

Answer 1

such foolish young people, you are our only hope and look at the silliness that is spoken here.....wait, you will in time see the serious nature things are turning into, and no my friend, no one, and i mean no one want to put their finger on that button

Answer 2

72 virgins, here I come!

Answer 3

obama: " Let us all HOPE they will CHANGE direction" . kaboooom

Answer 4

Very funny, I get it.

With McCain it'll be everyone else that has to worry about OUR missiles!!!

Who cares if they've ever been a problem here, let's bomb 'em!

Yeah, pick ups, frog giggin', huntin' campin', noodlin' catfish, Whoo Hooo!

Do you get my joke too?

Answer 5

"Negotiate without preconditions, immediately"

Answer 6

hee hee, you should write political cartoons, that's funny.

Answer 7

first he will be thinking " oh c**p where is the teleprompter, then he will mumble something like this.... ahhhh ummmm ahhhh ohhh ummm ahhh McCain what do I do????"

Answer 8

Better than McCains, for he does not have dementia.

Answer 9

That would beat McCain's where I am again, who are you and what's a ballistic missile any day.

Or worse yet, Palin's it's a task from god or it's god's will....

Now that I done ignoring you fantasy world.  I would hope the military would have long ago shot them down because by the time they told the president it would all be over.

Answer 10

We know McCain would c**p his pants, not because he was scared, just the usual incontinence.