Hypothetically speaking, what would be a quick, painless way to commit suicide?

Question

Not that I would ever think of doing something like this, I just have a morbid curiosity =P

Answer 1

Something that would crush my skill like a melon.

One way I'd hate to go is Suxamethonium- apart from your heart, you're muscles relax totally (so you stop breathing) but you're aware & your brain's still working, but you can't move (even you're eyes) and you can't speak.

Answer 2

Curiosity killed the cat.

And, in the list it said, "Drowning"

Hold your breath for a minute. and see if it hurts.

Answer 3

Carbon monoxide poisoning...  

Morphine overdose...  

In both cases one of the first body responses is unconsciousness, death occurs while you are unaware...  

Answer 4

Shotgun to the head.

But its a bit messy =/

Answer 5

Sorry, I was going to answer, but I would hate some one to read it and go beyond morbid curiosity.  I want people to know how painful, messy and embarrassing it is.  How horrible it is for friends and loved ones who have to clean up the mess and live with the host of unanswered questions and guilt over such a selfish act.

Answer 6

of you get yourself poses by a spirit and then that spirit kills himself (I mean you ha,ha,ha) there's no possible way you  going to know about it.my question for you is, how coward you are to do any of this non sense  

Answer 7

None, just think of who would be waiting for them. I don't think he'd be to happy that they threw away the life he'd given them.

God bless. <><

Answer 8

Uh, carbon monoxide is hardly "quick", although it is painless...

Id suggest a bullet to the brain. As long as your aim is true, your brains will be on the wall before they get a chance to "feel" anything.  

Answer 9

Seppuku.

Answer 10

Ah...Being an atheist curious about suicide is so cute. :-)

Hmm. CO2? Don't drown yourself. That'd be awful. And don't shoot yourself in the head. You only have a 1 in 8 chance of dying. :-/ What about hemlock?

Answer 11

Close all garage doors, sit in your car and let the engine run..

It's just like going to sleep.

Answer 12

If I had to, I would...no, never mind, somebody might actually do it.

Answer 13

jumping in front of a bullet train, or sticking a grenade in your mouth.

Answer 14

voting for  McCain. it won't be painless but it will be quick..

Answer 15

I'd go with Carbon Monoxide.....Good Luck!

Answer 16

The Way Slim Pickins went in "Dr. Strangelove".

http://www.critcononline.com/images/dr.%...

Answer 17

1 cup flour

1 cup sugar

1/2 tea baking soda

1/2 tea salt

1/4 baking powder

1/4 cup water

1/4 cup buttermilk

1/4 cup shortening

1 egg

1/2 tea vanilla

2 oz melted unsweetened chocolate

Heat oven to 350

grease and flour 8x8x2 pan

mix all ingredients well

pour into pan

bake 30 -35 min.

Yumm-o you will love this! Let me know how it goes!!

Answer 18

slam a speedball,a speedball is a mixture of heroin & cocaine...many celbrities have died from a speedball belushi,sid vicious,river phoenix,& many more died from a speedball & from what i heard its a fun way to die...no pain! and you die happy!

Answer 19

Resumé

Razors pain you; Rivers are damp;

Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp.

Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give;

Gas smells awful; You might as well live.

D. Parker

Answer 20

Sleeping pills - painless and you die in your sleep - never know what hit you.  Or lethal injection, not at all true punishments for the ones that get them for committing crimes so hainous that they deserve to die

Answer 21

Whoever said drowning is wrong! Drowning is a painful horrible way to die. Crazy!

P.S. Do not try any of what you have heard at home.

Answer 22

Overdose on sleeping pills?

Answer 23

Painless to whom?

Answer 24

when you ask something like this it makes it sound like you want to commit suicide, but please don't.

Answer 25

Drowning

Answer 26

Live until the end times when Armageddon breaks out into thermal nuclear war. If you are at ground zero you will be instantly vaporized. The suicide part will be the fact that you knew Jesus was coming and you didn't get ready to be with Him and you died lost.

http://www.endtime.com

http://www.readytobefree.com

Answer 27

you don't deserve a peaceful painless death i will end you my self and you will begging me to for a bullet in the head

Answer 28

Hypothetically speaking, maybe you need to go to a psychiatric hospital.

Answer 29

I can think of two ways:

1) Get a sharp knife and sever your carotid artery.  Massive bleeding, almost instant death, no time to feel anything.

2) Break your neck.  This doesn't always work, though, so you might end up a quadriplegic rather than a corpse.

Answer 30

Carbon Monoxide poisoning.

You will have no feeling of pain infact you will enter a state of euphoria before you pass out and die. Simple, quick and painless.

Answer 31

Paying someone to assassinate you. At least that way you know you won't s***w it up.