Hypothetically speaking, what would you like to do to rude cell phone users?

Question

You know the kind.....

Talking real loud in public about c**p that meaningless and acting like they are important...

Holding up the line at the grocery store yapping on their cell

In the Movie theater...(THIS IS THE WORST KIND OF ABUSER)

etc......

Answer 1

Go super saiyan and do kamehameha on them

Answer 2

We went to Hellboy2 last week, and some guy sat in front of us and opened his cell phone - he was texting - *during* the movie!

The light hit me right in the eye - I tapped his shoulder and asked him to put it away. (first time I had ever had the gut to do it)

He put it away.

I would LIKE to grab it and stomp it into oblivion!!

Answer 3

Ram that phone where the sun don't shine.

Take it and crack it in half

A clean punch to the back of the head

Seriously, we get idiots like that all the time, especially one stupid girl today at the post office speaking so loud and telling us and who ever was on the end of the mobile how she and some random guy did it doggy style in the back of his car. i don't give a **** that you are a s**t, just take your conversation some place that actually cares!

Answer 4

I would like to yell into his/her phone sumthing like"Maria did what!!!??? Oh no she didnt!" and hang it up for him. But the best you can do is get an usher or ask the person politely to hang up.

Answer 5

I usually just take part in their coversations. When they look at me funny and tell me to mind my business, I tell them that if they weren't talking so loud on their cell phone it wouldn't be my business.

Answer 6

I have shushed people in my office before.  All but one politely took their call outside or lowered their voice.  That one girl who gave me attitude said "WELL I CAN'T HEAR!!"  And I calmly and politely told her "you will get a better reception outside".  Which is actually true, we get NO signal in here I wasn't being a b^tch....I don't think. he he...

And I wouldn't have a problem shushing somebody in line either especially if it was something like the one post who said about the girl talking about doing it doggy style.

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I like Tryna's (post above) idea best!

Answer 7

shove the d**n thing down their throats and call it!