I, As a gesture am bestowing a few honours. What title would you like?

Question

Give me your first name and the title that you require, Then go down on one knee in front of your PC and I will bestow.

Answer 1

Thanks, but I already have the title of Lady.

Answer 2

That easy-OK-l am on one knee-please make me:-

Lady Bouncybelle.

Cor blimey, thanks chuck,ain't no stop-pin mi now, Woo Hoo.

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Answer 3

Can I be the Right honorable nutter please, and any chance of a certificate for my wall as proof of this noble award?

Answer 4

Concobhar Ruler of Idiots

Answer 5

Lord would get me a good seat on the plane.

Answer 6

Empress of All the Pacific Islands.

Answer 7

Tally ho! I hereby wish to be titled "Mr.Boombastic Mungbean Colnel Faquar Blenkinsop III"

Answer 8

Chairman of rogues (REBELLIOUS OLD GRUMPIES UNION of ENGLAND)

Answer 9

The Emporer of rome, doesn`t he have to bed all the women befor they get wed, WOW. can`t wait to start.

Answer 10

She of the good heart and who will take no s*** of people.

Thanks

Answer 11

I wish to be know as Baron Knownowt of Cumbria, KFC, BBQ, RIP.

Answer 12

A "Game Broad" suits me to perfection, so what honour do you propose to go down on your knee to give me.  I look forward to that, beats the bejesus out of my own title.!!!

Answer 13

Now I remember why I blocked you.

Answer 14

May I politely request the titleage of;

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Answer 15

Grump of the Year 2007

Answer 16

I would love to be a Baroness!

Answer 17

John, Sage of Herbs!!!

Answer 18

KING of THE MOON ...

The knee is getting sore ! Will You be much longer ?

Answer 19

Anna, but Honeybun will do. I would be deeply honoured.