I, the ruler of Gualeguaychu ask the queen of Carilo...?

Question

...her holiness Petunia to join forces with us and defeat a baby that's threatening our kingdom...we are weak and feeble with occupancy of just 124, and an army of 12...we would like an ally like you...i've grown up listening lores about the valiant carlitos making mapuche bite dust, in the battle of evermore...do you accept our proposal, o' noble one?

Answer 1

Oh but I am rising up against you with my baby bunny that is the size of a cotton ball! His eyes may still be closed but he will strike you down TO THE GROUND! WATCH OUT! Ok enough silliness.

Now the Queen has spoken. Look at her answer, not mine! But still feel free to give me best answer...

Answer 2

I will do what I can BUT, the Mapuche deserve their rightful place amongst us.

I'll not tolerate the same sort of abuses that the Conquistadores heaped upon them those long centuries ago

As allies, any Mapuches we can recruit from P&S will fight most valiantly, I assure you.

Were it not for copy/paste, I'd dismiss   Gualeguaychu as unspellable, absurd, and a violation of TOS!

Answer 3

Muaaahaaaahahahaha! The baby is ready!

Answer 4

Yes, I do  Ruler of Gualeguaychu. But you have to give me a chest full of gold and rubies and diamonds and all of your fine wines and  cheeses...and my daughter and your son must marry. I agree that baby must be stopped. Let's kill that son of a *****!!!! Off with his head and may we parade it around our glorious countries!!!!

Answer 5

Of course, Ruler of the Carilitos. I am with you and my friend, HRH

Pettunia. Count me in and I'll help to smuggle the baby out of this beautiful land. The poor Mapuches...there really are a very small amount of them left, way less than I had imagined. They are facing extinction and we can't have that! So, Sir Goofy, I am happy to volunteer my services. I did not star this question, but dang it, I sure wanted to do it. How exciting is this new topic and just how beautiful is this land?  Very Much So!  Exciting? Si, si, si! ☺  ÃƒÂ¢Ã‚™Â¥

Answer 6

You had me hooked when you said Gualeguaychu. I agree 100%. Let's get the show on the road and get em.

Answer 7

I, the ruler of Las Pampas, Captain Pilufo of the Pilufei Islands do claim my throne and hereby declare Gualeguaychu and Carilo within my domain... If you want to find me you just have to drive through route 205 until Saladillo and ask Mariano Aguerre where and how to find and drive to 25 de Mayo.... La Dolfina sucks...

Answer 8

Of course I will accept, I always please my subjects

Answer 9

I will stand proud with all peace loving Carilopians and our fearless leader Petunia.

Answer 10

You are an impostor.

everybody knows that Carilo have  Emperors, not a Queen!

Answer 11

I'm with Petunia, baby.  She and I click!  I may be old but I can cook a good meal for the warriors.  Am I accepted? ♥