I'll bring back the sun in omaha if you vote for me for prezident 2008 lol...?

Question

Sorry bad joke Only God can do that but hey I got a God complex so I cant help but say these awful things I say. REmember a voter for magpiesmn is a voter for pink magical elephants.

Answer 1

I'm sorry, but I'm running for president in '08.  I already have 35 confirmed votes.  Now, if you'll vote for me, I do have a couple of cabinet positions still open.  State, Treasure, Defense, Agriculture, Commerce, Transportation, Energy, and Education are already promised.  

(Of course, if you can consolidate your voters to my base...we can talk about Vice-President).

Since I'm a gemini, I'll probably appoint myself Secretary of the Interior too (Being inside is always better than outside).  I'll be running under the "Bull Moose" party started by Teddy Roosevelt, speak softly like Barry White and carry a big stick.  I will legalize Common Sense and outlaw 'police siren' noises on songs that can be disturbing while driving.  Two do-overs in every relationship and one 'get-out-of-an-awkward-situation' card for everyone.

A vote for flutterbypurr is a vote for sure!

I'll also be running for Chief of the Cherokee Tribe at the same time and hand out cute little gift bags to all visitors at the Casino I open in the White House...Bingo on Wednesdays...And don't forget to stop at the tax-free smoke/gift shop for those souveniers.

Answer 2

Ok, I like the pink magical elephants,but only if you have ballet dancing hippos and perhaps some fairy dust flying about.  The sun in Omaha is not so much one of my voting concerns though..so it is good you were honest about it before the press flayed you.